Kev

You come at the king, you best not miss. 5 in a row 🏆

Martin O'Neil has knocked rangers out of every domestic trophy this season.

Yeah sex is great but have you ever scrolled on X after Arsenal lose a game?

This will go down as one of the greatest live shows in history Ending it in the best way possible way, 12 minutes of Runaway 45 perfect songs, thank you Ye.

No debt Ideal weight 8 hours of sleep Mental health on track Right nutrition Zero Alcohol This was my peak I was 8

Just popping out for supper with the lads!

Barcelona starting 11: £91M Newcastle starting 11: £364M Hilarious the underdog story getting run. The tourist money league getting taught a lesson in how to play football yet again.

Gordon Ramsay, Ally McCoist, Marti Pellow, Graeme Souness, Amy McDonald, El Hadji Diouf, Peter Lovenkrands’ dog - your boys just took one hell of a beating.

@TheQuietKid18 @sambellamy91 - must have been danny Walton

Boy a work with just walked into a shop in Clydebank. Guy outside with a dug hands him a £5 and says can you grab me 4 cans a Bud am no allowed in with the dug. Boy goes in and 4 cans are £7.50 😂😂 What do you do in this situation??

@TRobinsonNewEra Chancer!

Exiled! I've Been Forced To Leave the UK After ISIS Threat!! Please support me and my family here - urbanscoop.news/support-tommy-… Following intelligence that my name appears in an ISIS linked publication, described as the group’s equivalent to Al-Qaeda’s Inspire magazine, I've been forced to leave the United Kingdom indefinitely. Fears for my family’s safety and the risk of being targeted by extremists, remaining in the UK would endanger me those around me.

@SixNationsRugby @sambellamy91

Scotland punish England to reclaim the Calcutta Cup! Match report here ⬇️ #Since1883 #GuinnessM6N sixnationsrugby.com/en/m6n/news/sc…

@TheTransferOne @cwright87

Reminds me of a young Eni Aluko...

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My neighbour banged on my wall at 4.20am this morning. Luckily I was still up playing music. He shouted "can we have a little respect please?" I shouted back "I'm not a big Aretha Franklin fan, but OK, this one's for you. "

@fesshole @cwright87 - Matchett

Sat in a small welfare cabin at work, farted and it set off the CO2 alarm on the wall just behind me. Gutted there was nobody there to witness my life's crowning moment.

Chelsea have spent over £1 billion in recent years and have Malo Gusto deployed as an extra midfielder and Liam Delap playing right wing. Modern football eh?

@sambellamy91 @CelticFC Better with Jenks up top

@CelticFC @kevmccran

Johnny Kenny has joined Bolton Wanderers on loan until the end of the season. Best of luck, Johnny! #CelticFC🍀

Paul McCartney experienced hitler n labubus in the same lifetime

@fesshole @DanVanDix - Walton

Whenever we need more Heinz mayo and tomato ketchup which are over £4 each in the shops, we go to our local pub for a 2 for £10 meal and twok some new ones off the shelf instead.

“She’s not at peace… she’s in a room with you and James fucking Corden” 😭🤣 @rickygervais