clairo x steve-o

me age 13: been getting really into vampires lately me age 18: i can’t remember the last time i’ve felt genuine happiness me age 26: been getting really into vampires lately

zack fox getting married today ion wanna talk to nobody im not in the mood fr

can i watch you while you go smoke

silly dog cookies

am i hearing homophobia? now i have to beat your ass for him, me, AND Frank Ocean @AbbottElemABC

When I was like ten we had a cat who was obsessed with jumping in the bathtub with me and he was my bff but my evil ex stepmom gave him away after 2 years without ever even letting me say goodbye! My new cat I adopted this week just hopped in the bathtub with me.

THIS DIVA

was going to buy this book online but I checked my local library and they have it in stock

in a different life i would have loved to have gotten divorced with you

she is so good at her job.

maybe im a fool, to settle down for a place with some nice views

150-200 is such a weird age group. You have to protect your enchanted amulet, harvest the life energy of unwilling creatures, stay healthy, and obscure the secrets of your immortality

bouncing on it in a way that bewitches him body and soul

just broke one of my made up rules that only I have to follow

@brunetwebimbo I really like the smell of musky men sometimes love the smell of armpits

oh to be lowered into a toaster with you, my bread slice wife

he’s going fast