Cyncope

When even the ECMO thinks it's a bad idea. Anyone else ever get this error?

@__The__Hoff__ @NASASpaceAlerts

@cyncope13 @NASASpaceAlerts I suggest an oversized playpen.

#MeteorSighting: A very bright daylight fireball was observed by witnesses from the northeast U.S. and Canada this morning, March 17. An analysis of currently available data places first visibility of the meteor above Lake Erie. The fireball - caused by a small asteroid nearly 6 feet in diameter and weighing about 7 tons - moved southeast at 45,000 mph before fragmenting over Valley City. The fragments continued on to the south, producing meteorites in the vicinity of Medina County, Ohio. 🔗 go.nasa.gov/4bcMwMg Eyewitness accounts supplied by the American Meteor Society

@FactsOVfeelingz @NASASpaceAlerts He is surprisingly strong for a baby

@cyncope13 @NASASpaceAlerts Kalel we need him

This is amazing - a periodic table showing every element and how it’s used. Chemistry really is everywhere. 🔬✨ What’s your favorite element?

@DrJohnAquino @DrJenGunter That made me viscerally ill

@DrJenGunter “new shipment”???😳😲😢

Me with a burning scraped up cornea waiting > 75 min past my follwup appt time..

@OTirmizi Through a telescope

⛅️ 🫤

@DrSandman11 Did you ever think to decide by the surgical case? liver transplant - sauteed liver &onions, intestinal surgery-some lovely tripe.....

@BassoonYsu @aaronhoyland @kaylamellis_ @rabbitholer @LJSweetpea @ffmichelle @killersumobunny @panagis21 @cliffreid @DrSandman11 @RyanMarino @GoodTriDanny @CrackedPestle @fuzzymittens @candice_counsel @ravenscimaven @MeganDuffyPhD @va_cc11 @RogueBumbleBee twitter.com/cyncope13/stat…

@MHPoison1 🫣😭😊⬆️ not sure what to think, lol

😘💙💅🫂 I'm OK with this

@bakerbakerbaker Hopefully, someone had scissors on them and took some quick action 🫣

really wish this wasnt the first thing i saw this morning

@RuralFMPA Happy Bernday Babies ❤️❤️🎉🎉

Share some blue with me

@fuzzymittens WTAF!!! Somebody skipped sex ed.

@ProdigalHoosier Not a meme but a sweet little Capybara ❤️

🆘 SEND MEMES 🆘 Still struggling with my health, grief over the loss of parents who died a month apart, a suicidal uncle, a brother in an intensive VA MH program, a SIL & uncle who both had strokes last week, selling my house in IN & clearing out my parents house to sell.

@swoonganz I came home the other day and felt kind of bad. I bought dog food treats and toys. I forgot about the cat. Then I looked down and she was playing in the box.😸

@zach_london @OxnardMantalvo @thatdocjulie @candice_counsel @StressHoop @Xan_axolotl @MeganDuffyPhD @StinkRatsCharms @rebelroscrey @KarenPercy1 @jtrebach @aaronhoyland @kaylamellis_ @DrSandman11 @RyanMarino @fuzzymittens @TraumaSoapBoxes @cliffreid On orientation exam: Your name? " Joe" What is the year? "2019" Who is the president? "That asshole" Exam complete. Pt alert and oriented x3.

@OxnardMantalvo @thatdocjulie @candice_counsel @StressHoop @cyncope13 @Xan_axolotl @MeganDuffyPhD @StinkRatsCharms @rebelroscrey @KarenPercy1 @jtrebach @aaronhoyland @kaylamellis_ @DrSandman11 @RyanMarino @fuzzymittens @TraumaSoapBoxes @cliffreid

Let's do a #dadjoke neuro exam. I'll get this started. The patient was a Wake, Alert, and Orion Ted

@kari_jerge He thinks he's a stray, he has not been petted in 29 seconds

Drop the second picture in your gallery? No matter what it is. Uhhhhhhh 🤣🤣🤣

@TheRealDoctorT You have Arrived, keep an eye out for the rest of us 👀