Michelle B (she/her)
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Michelle B (she/her)
@ffmichelle
MSN, RN, CEN, CNE, NPD-BC … dream job still dreamy! STILL wearing a mask. Penguin enthusiast. Vaxxed. Opinions my own. 🐧🌈
United States Katılım Ocak 2010
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@moritzmarais Because I am the 7th man on the ice, and I could have given birth to most of them at a reasonably responsible age. 😂😂😂
*we* are getting through this, my babies. 😂😂😂
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@turtlemedic I’ll take a 1-0 victory in regulation … I do not care.
I’m with you … I mean, I’ll even root for Philly for you 😂🤩
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@ffmichelle Don't care how much margin of victory you have, but please, please, PLEASE, do it in regulation. No loser point for the B's please
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If tonight’s game ends 5-2 Detroit, I am going to shit myself right in my seat at LCA.
(Embiggen the photo for that to make sense, if you can’t see the whole thing.)

DetroitHockey.Net@detroithockey96
Stupid Stat of the Day: The Red Wings are unbeaten all-time when hosting the Boston Bruins at Little Caesars Arena in the month of March. #LGRW #RedWings detroithockey.net/2026/03/21/sso…
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I don’t want to, nor am I required to. 🤷🏼♀️
⚡︎@_sorrengailll
Where are the people who wear little to no makeup? Do you have a reason?
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Mooooooooooooooo
Chef 👩🏻🍳@chefsevenn
What comes to mind when you see this steak..

@The_Mexinadian Ze Montreal Canards … obviously. 🤷🏼♀️😂🦆🦆
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We’re only supposed to have one?
<puts 6 other blankets away>
🤠@heavensbvnny
Does anyone else have a couch blanket? Like a blanket that stays on your couch that you use when relaxing or is it just me?
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@KoreaPistonsFan Tom, I need you to wear this sweatshirt during every game until we either lose or clinch a playoff spot. 💚
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To start it off, I don't really believe in sports jinx.
But when I wore this sweatshirt during today's Red Wings' game, we came back from a 0-1 deficit and won the game, 3-1.
The last time I wore this exact same sweatshirt was when the Red Wings gave it to me in LCA. The Winged Wheels were down 0-4, which was when the Red Wings social team handed me this sweatshirt.
The Red Wings went on to win that game, 6-4.
I mean..? 🤣🤣🤣

Tom Hur@KoreaPistonsFan
Please win 🙏 #LGRW
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@McCartyDangles I think he has whatever the hockey equivalent of the yips is.
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@pizzeriarena @moreitscider I said the same things. Poor RayRay has the yips. 😣😭😭😭
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@moreitscider he has the yips, like /srs
Like i know its a jokey jokey to be like !! shoot the puck!! and not even just him, but i think something psychologically is psyching them out of shooting.
my theory is they got too comfy passing to K*ne for him to get his goals/points
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