Guerilla Urbanist 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Elon musk should get really into autoerotic asphyxiation.

So now Im pretty sure I need to wait another fucking 24 hours just because I attempted it again this morning at 10am. And then after that I still have no idea how many daily attempts I'm allowed to do. All this because they can't just text me like turbo tax used to do

The fucking IRS refund checker only lets you check a limited number of times, which is fine. But they don't fucking warn you before you use your last attempt and get locked out, then it says"try again tomorrow" but it's actually a 24hr cooldown, not a midnight reset.

Stuck in a long ass line at the dispensary and I really need to scratch my balls

@ChineseEmbinUS @Sturgeons_Law @realDonaldTrump Get his ass

If you look like Kate Micucci DM me

Doing a gig in God's Country and Morgan Wallet isn't even here

@Pro__Trading @stocktalkweekly There are Mercedes and BMW everywhere in China bro

@stocktalkweekly China is a net exporter. Europe isn't gonna find anyone in China to buy their luxury cars or other goods.

*CHINA PRESIDENT XI WILL MEET WITH EUROPEAN LEADERS INCLUDING FRANCE PRESIDENT, SPAIN PM, AND EU PRESIDENT IN VIETNAM IN THE COMING WEEKS AMID RISING GLOBAL TRADE TENSIONS OVER U.S. TARIFFS -- EUROPE SEEKING GREATER INTIMACY WITH CHINA & SOUTHEAST ASIA TO OFFSET U.S. RELIANCE

@pastelETH @DropPopNet They would never put Iggy on this list, she doesn't have the star power of the others. All of the others are at least 4x more famous. It's 100% Adele or mariah

@DropPopNet is this iggy

@Hoxton_mob @BBCTomEdwards That's because our infrastructure doesn't cost as much as yours

@BBCTomEdwards Unbelievable…Tom Cars have to pay,vans have to pay,Lorries have to pay,coaches have to pay,motorcycles have to pay & passengers on Buses have to pay, But good old white middle class entitled cyclists don’t have to pay,they get a FREE BUS, U wonder why cyclists are HATED SO MUCH

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: First run on the cycle bus. One every 12 minutes through Silvertown tunnel. Room for 8 bikes. Turn up and go and free. Will it work??

@davidandrewt @BBCTomEdwards The correct way to do this would be to take the current sized bus needed on the route and make room for an Added bike area by getting a slightly bigger bus. I'm sure the ADA area is somewhere out of frame

@BBCTomEdwards How different is it to a normal bus. I'd have thought it would have a lot fewer seats and be especially designed. This is just a few seats removed and some stickers...

I miss back when I used Ubuntu... I just want good enough at computer for it to be practical

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@Bevin83994661 @yeongno3 My white American stepmom put up a decoration like this. She definitely wasn't trying to be racist but I couldn't believe she did that

Chinese cotton bouquets are decorative items made from cotton branches, used in home decor or as gifts. They are simply aesthetic products, totally unrelated to America's enslavement of Africans. China never enslaved Black Africans. Chinese peasants picked their own cotton. .

@TheLordPizza @penguin74us @DanBoyWonder Bro it was 1937

@d0rnerc0rner @penguin74us @DanBoyWonder If it was a "poorly written princess character", then the movie would never have made Disney the juggernaut it is now. You have no idea what you're talking about.

Am I tweaking or is there an actual reason why people are blaming Rachel Zegler for Snow White flopping?

@TheLordPizza @penguin74us @DanBoyWonder I knew it was lame and boring storytelling even as a kid lol. Snow white is literally the archetype of a poorly written princess character and this is widely understood even by people who aren't woke or feminist or whatever

@d0rnerc0rner @penguin74us @DanBoyWonder Palestine and LGBT flag says what?

@poisonjr I was born with glass bones and paper skin

stop asking tall people if we hoop!!! we are tall because there is no glue holding us together and when we lay down our bones drift apart

@penguin74us @DanBoyWonder The source material was crap to begin with

@DanBoyWonder I can help She shit on the source material Mocked fans of the original Told half the country to fuck themselves So, yeah, that’s why

Short skirt long jacket voice: He's changing his name from Rudy to to rex

@TheJakeChristie It had 53 likes when I found it x.com/TheJakeChristi…

My famous Cheesecake Factory tweet - Museum of Twitter #0269 (april fools)

@bornposting I saw a whole TikTok comment section full of people who are allegedly excited to see this. Saying the hate is forced. Made me want to walk off a cliff