dory mintz

@caitiedelaney Why no mention of the Israeli children who were taken hostage by Hamas?

half of Gaza’s population are children

@dominos #DominosPiDay pi day is my favorite day of the year 🥳

It's not Pi Day without pizza. 🍕 Reply with #DominosPiDay and I might just surprise you in your DMs with a $50 Domino's e-gift card!

Tomatoes have feelings too, people forget that

I feel targeted 😒

How it started How it’s going

@MLB Arson judge

Name a random baseball player.

@jak1192 If you’re an ant perhaps

@dTRE74 Chobani (non blended) is close to perfect imo

Yogurt servings need to be bigger

@ITYSL_memes Do bozo dubbed over singing “Fri Day Nite”

Looking through my drafts for a new “Fri Day Nite” tweet to share this week:

@saraijavasocks s2e2 is all bangers no skips

what’s your favorite episode of ITYSL? not sketch, episode. i’ll go first: s2e4. jamie taco? blues brothers? calico cut pants? perfection.

@RachRachCity @arelee44 @ me next time sheesh

Wondering where to get stats on workplace bathrooms usage around the world. Are there any where the time spent using them as a restroom outweighs the time spent using them as a place to scroll for half an hour on your phone?

@SLiebman74 Nah I can only do 150 now due to old age

@dTRE74 Still able to crack 200 digits?

happy pi day to those who observe

@ParkerNation25 All of apple’s preinstalled apps are worthless

It’s wild how the apple podcast app is still absolute trash

@BellHouseNY @danjoedvdshow @JosephPera @danlicatasucks @NateCartoons @adultswim Why does it say unavailable?

JUST ANNOUNCED! @danjoedvdshow - JPTWY Season 3 Premiere Show on Tuesday 11/2! Hosted by @JosephPera & @danlicatasucks, feat. writers/actors Jo Firestone & @NateCartoons & director Marty Schousboe Oh yeah, and premiere presentations of some episodes! 🎟️: bit.ly/3GkPRqS

Starting to hit me that I may never speak to my Android friends again, and I never even got to say goodbye 🥺

If I’m ever on how to with John Wilson, I know with certainty it’ll be for looking like an idiot while trying to untangle my earphones in a public place

Long day on the job, huh bub?