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@fesshole To be fair they did make at least one bleak arctic-looking opening scene after which someone was brought onscreen to croak “It’s…”

I used to watch Monty Python after school on TV. One day the channel showed the Ingmar Bergman film 'The Seventh Seal' at that time. I took the opening scene with Death and the beach to be a typical Python opening. It took me 15 minutes to realise it wasn't Python.

@axdambient @fesshole Hello, Austin Powers.

@fesshole I have timed mine for years My personal best is 57 seconds

The wife asked how big my pisses are so I used the measuring jug to check. Now we both know my bladder volume. She didn't accept that I could just put the jug in the dishwasher. Had to buy a new one and took the washed one to a local charity shop.

@leftyclowns Who’s Gabe, numbnuts? Learn to spell.

More bollocks Obama and Biden Gabe Iran billions to fund terrorism across the world

@leftyclowns Rapper, or rappist? Or just fuckwit?

But not the immigrants who are rapping women. Fuck off you vile piece of shit

Trump in 2008: Anyone who invades the Middle East under false pretenses should be impeached. Let’s make sure it goes viral here.

How can the BBC justify how much coverage they give other marches which are significantly smaller in size? The bias is so obviously blatant. theguardian.com/uk-news/live/2…

The BBC is ignoring the biggest march against the far right in history. Can we keep sharing to get it trending?

@james406 @kmontaguekate Your bird

110-year-old Turkish grandma shares her secret to a long life: "i never once used Microsoft Teams"

@BrandyBonkx Great pic. Do you plan to post anything else, e.g. more pics or links to any other content or accounts?

Morning! Do you like my pearl necklaces 😜😈😉😘#milf #portuguese #tattoos #highheels #pealnecklace

@hippie_freelove @SkyNews So’s your dad.

@SkyNews Foreign donors through British companies! It's exactly the same. Starmer is bent!

Starmer confirms ban on cryptocurrency donations and limit on foreign donors in blow for Reform news.sky.com/story/major-cu…

@EdgarHolroyd But it’s ok to take unlimited funds from abroad and anonymous crypto donations?

Labour has undermined parliamentary democracy... The corruption of Labour's politics has reached a level that, in parliament, which over hundreds of years is designed to scrutinise the government, is failing to do so. This is because any questions asked of the minister or of the PM are never answered. These questions are central to scrutinising the government and holding it to account. But they simply ignore this tradition, never answer the question being asked. They have ceased to be responsible to parliament.

We don’t want private US surveillance tech embedded throughout our government structures. No one voted for this insanity. Not in our intelligence data, not in our defence capabilities, not in our health service. Kick Palantir out of the public realm.

Yet more corruption exposed. In 2024 98%, yes 98% of all serious water company pollution incidents got downgrade by the Environment Agency to minor. Time to end the charade, to call an end to the farce. Time for public ownership.

Michael Gove & Jon Sopel win the Spectator's BBC debate against Charles Moore & Allison Pearson. 57% of the audience voted to Defend the Beeb, rather than Defund it. More @spectator events can be found at events.spectator.co.uk

@allthecitizens @MarinaPurkiss Tried to sign this. Wanted to sign this. Didn’t want to donate. Didn’t want to sign umpteen other things I’d not bought into, so didn’t sign. Make it fucking easier.

The company owned by billionaire Trump donor Peter Thiel now has access to highly sensitive UK financial data. Help us reach 10k signatures calling for a debate on its role 👇 change.org/p/hold-a-parli…

@trtworld doing the job so many of our so called newspapers won’t dare… trtworld.com/article/346872…

@EdwardPacey @RobbieRinder It only takes a few to make a whole people feel unsafe.

@RobbieRinder Much respect for you Rob but please, most of us abhor any attack on sections of our population no matter what denomination. A few mindless hooligans is not us as a whole.

I recently asked Jewish students at a leading UK university if they saw a future for themselves here. Not one said yes. Today Hatzolah ambulances, whose sole purpose is to save life - ANY life - are burned in London. A country where Jews no longer feel they have a future is already in crisis.

Impeach him. 25th him Something We are at a tipping point.

Is the world really going to have to burn because the USA can't impeach a president?

@fesshole Have you not seen Paddington 2??!!

When the wife's at work I put the washing in together on a 40 quick wash, no one notices the difference, washing machine didn't explode, and it was done simply rather than 12 separate 4 hour washes, you're wrong Lucy. Obviously I can't tell you you're wrong, but you're wrong.