KeifDaBeef

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KeifDaBeef

KeifDaBeef

@da_keif

parody

Katılım Nisan 2020
612 Takip Edilen42 Takipçiler
analyst
analyst@faytoetoe·
I'm not travelling one hour by train on Friday night just to fuck a 46 year old childless woman. With a condom That time is over
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KeifDaBeef
KeifDaBeef@da_keif·
Me talking to my new Japanese friends:
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Sasaki
Sasaki@minaj_sasaki·
アメリカの人達が一番欲しい日本車はなんなんだろ 勝手にジムニーなんじゃないかと予想笑
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KeifDaBeef
KeifDaBeef@da_keif·
@distantpathos Bet. Idsettle for one of the coasts, literally anywhere else but Austin. I hear Sugarland is great. Try Dallas.
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Murshak
Murshak@distantpathos·
@da_keif Nothing you can say will get me to go back to India
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Murshak
Murshak@distantpathos·
People believe in the future of Austin, TX in a way that's different from the rest of the country where they're either clinging to a glorious past, delusional about the present, or down on its future.
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Matt Forney
Matt Forney@mattforney·
Gas is now $4.19/gallon where I am. Either we force Iran to squeal soon or we unleash a domestic political disaster. Nobody bought it when libtards told us to deal with higher energy prices in order to STICK IT TO PUTIN in Ukraine and they won't buy it now.
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🌘𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚗𝚝⚡
The chances of the Constitution being amended are about as high as there being a Second Civil War or any other capeshit people talk about on here. The only viable path forward is for the executive to step on the judiciary's neck, which has already been done by Dems many times.
Vult@CM147143

@HowIMineFish @gorilla_rape That’s not really what the Supreme Court has to worry about. If there are bad second order effects, then an amendment to the constitution is needed

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KeifDaBeef
KeifDaBeef@da_keif·
@niceblackdude Gargle my balls you fucking nerd. Either cry here or go cry in your truck.
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Suburban Black Man 🇺🇸
Suburban Black Man 🇺🇸@niceblackdude·
If you’re a U.S. citizen CHEERING for the Iranian regime to capture a USAF fighter pilot because you hate our President, that doesn’t make you anti-Trump, it makes you ANTI-AMERICAN and a traitorous piece of SHIT who should move to Tehran. Surrender your citizenship immediately!
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KeifDaBeef
KeifDaBeef@da_keif·
@ginamilan_ @Koko_Manny_ That you change your stance on this as often as you change your clothes. Pick a lane and stay in it you dumb bitch, you're all over the fucking road
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Gina Milan@ginamilan_·
@Koko_Manny_ You’re an idiot. What’s your point you’re trying to make? 🤣
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Gina Milan
Gina Milan@ginamilan_·
Never thought I’d see Americans rooting for Iranians to capture U.S. soldiers. Fucking sick.
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Gunther Eagleman™
Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman·
CNN says this downed F-15 is a "huge blow" to the Trump admin. They can't go FIVE SECONDS without bashing Trump, even as CSAR operations are underway. Pray for our troops, hate the media, Love America.
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KeifDaBeef
KeifDaBeef@da_keif·
@CryptoMikli So I guess hes just doing the crank and peptides and everything else in his dipshit stack for fun?
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Mikli
Mikli@CryptoMikli·
Clavicular reveals how he can eat McDonald’s and still stay lean “It’s just about the total macros. If you’re in a caloric deficit, it doesn’t matter what you eat. They’ve done studies where people only eat Rice Krispies Treats or Twinkies and lose weight the same as eating beef. 2,000 calories in Twinkies or 2,000 calories in sweet potatoes is going to be the same for weight loss”
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Yoshinabbis (侍)
Yoshinabbis (侍)@yoshinabbis·
how it feels to smoke a blunt in Japan.
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Haus of Decline
Haus of Decline@hausofdecline·
@owocki This is my cartoon. I despise you and everything you stand for. You are a drain on this world. I wish ill on you.
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Stacin Goins
Stacin Goins@LCyance·
Memphis killed Young Dolph and Memphis niggas just took a Greyhound to Dallas to rob Gucci Mane and ya'll wondering why Lebron don't wanna hang out there on his day off, he got shit to lose
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gen z superboy (official)
gen z superboy (official)@shin_kale_rider·
To the Invincible crew member who leaks the BBW Atom Eve model, know that you will have earned your place in the vaunted halls of Valhalla
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かんなさん
かんなさん@lfnxb76826246·
外国人にCrazy‼️って言われた尻です
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KeifDaBeef
KeifDaBeef@da_keif·
@Cappyarmy I domt give a fuck about em. Best case they get tortured and used as a propaganda piece. If i were that pilot id stick my sidearm in my mouth and take the painless way out.
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Chris Cappy
Chris Cappy@Cappyarmy·
If the US F-15 crew is harmed or captured it will increase the political will and justification for escalation of the war in America.
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