Da Zozz

Galatians 4:16

JK Rowling is a savage 😂

I am, yes. My husband called a priest last year and found out the exorcism would cost around £500. I'm not saying Neil's tight, but he chose to buy a bottle of holy water and do it himself, which is why I'm still possessed of a demon that refuses to believe women have dicks.

I don't usually draw about celebrities, but this Billie Eilish chick just became her own joke.

🚨 LMFAO 😂 A reporter just rolled up to Billie Eilish’s LA mansion, the one SHE says is built on “stolen land” and it’s pure gold! Massive gates, security cameras, tall fences, thick hedges, all keeping people OUT. Reporter: “I thought Billie didn’t believe in borders… but according to the driveway, Billie DOES believe in borders!” “Let us in, Billie! This is stolen land, we think we should be given access to your quite lovely mansion.” Lights are on, someone’s home, but the “open borders” queen has Fort Knox-level security. Hypocrisy level: MAXIMUM!

@JackPosobiec Yea, but everyone and their mother is still taking to the streets and going crazy like they did in 2020... "Summer of Love" 2.0

Boy they sure stopped talking about Alex Pretti after those news videos dropped!

@Barbara25361443 @nicksortor How fucking rich of them...

@nicksortor 👀👀🤣🤣🍿🍿🍺🍺 #2 on the list

🚨 HOLY CRAP! Some bozo just threw an object at ICE in Minneapolis, and agents bolted after him like freaking LINEBACKERS, tackling the assailant 75 yards away It's pretty clear DEl is NOT too prevalent inside ICE and Border Patrol 🤣🔥

@Swedgonecrypto @financedystop $1200 for a 6ft by 8ft closet...

@da_zozz @financedystop How much? Just interested 🤣

Trying to figure out why this Brooklyn apartment hasn’t been rented yet after 55 days on the market

@Swedgonecrypto @financedystop No, this is what New York call apartments. Some of the apartments I've seen and the prices they're asking for is mental...AND PEOPLE WILLINGLY RENT THAT SHIT!!!

@financedystop Is this what people in a 1st world country calls apartment???

@Amaebo3 @NoContextHumans

@NoContextHumans How they catch a sea worm

They thought they got a PS5 for Christmas 😭

@Motley11123 @Real_Ames Forgot face full of acid.

@Real_Ames But I thought the left said Islam is the religion of love and tolerance?!?! 🤣🤣🤣

Trans influencer beaten in Brussels by Islamists: "I've always supported Palestine, I don't understand why they attacked me." You can't make this 💩 up. 🤣🤣🤣

Name ONE

@otokyo__ Uss Wisconsin.

Can you name ONE?

@oelma__ Because every man she's been with was a manchild that can't figure out how to put dishes in the dishwasher or even put trash in the trash bin. If she has to do every damn thing herself, then why not just be by herself.

What..?

Name one

@femalebodybuil6 Sacrilege!

🥩 Is it OK to put Ketchup on Steak?

@Hot_Pepper76 I'll take tickets for Mr. Jackson and Mr. Collins, please.

Anyone, but Springsteen or Madonna.

Can you Name One? 🎶😃🎵

@AntiWokeMemes "Bitch, I'm a old fashioned, home grown woman and I'd be looking you up and down trying to decide if I'd smash... Get over yourself."