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@moonwalker4077 This clip told me everything I needed to know...pass.

On of my favorite scenes from the Michael Biopic. Jaafar Jackson and the #MichaelMovie deserves all the awards.

@cutiieepie6 Ingrate.

Some guy tipped me ten dollars in quarters, and I’m still trying to figure out what kind of person thinks that’s acceptable. I just finished a DoorDash order, and he casually mentions he forgot to tip in the app—which, fine, not ideal, whatever. Then he dramatically pulls out a literal roll of quarters like he’s handing me the crown jewels. He looks me dead in the eye and says, “Sorry man, I didn’t tip on the app, this is all I’ve got.” Yeah, thanks. I love holding a handful of coins like it’s 1998. I don’t use change. I’m not a parking meter. I’m not walking around with rolls of quarters or dumping them into a Coinstar just to get the money I already earned. I took it because arguing over coins isn’t how I planned to spend my day, but that doesn’t make it okay. Tipping in quarters is peak absurdity. Tip in the app, tip in bills, tip digitally—literally anything that doesn’t involve me schlepping around loose metal. Acting like this is normal? Pure comedy. And yes, no one should ever think a pocketful of coins counts as a tip.

@lynn_2210 9

Only real math minds get answers. Drop yours 3 = ??

@lori3549412250 @TheEXECUTlONER_ They usually do, after 5 or 6 pass or you simply start inching forward until you become a potential liability for damage for which they will likely be found at-fault...🤷🏿‍♂️😅

@TheEXECUTlONER_ He will be lucky if anyone lets him over. Someone probably will, but it could get dicey.

This guy is using the left hand lane , which is open. There is a mile long backup and everyone is over in the right hand lane. He drives all the way up until he has to merge. Some people are saying what a jerk he is for not getting in line like everyone else, but a great many people are saying that the cars in the right lane merged into one lane too soon and that if they had used the left lane, instead of being a mile backup it would have been a half a mile backup. What’s your take? Do you think he was correct in using the left lane and merging up at the front or should he have merged right and got in line way in the back like everyone else?

@LauraLoomer You know retired world leaders still travel too right? He cant help because he's globally well liked and popular, while tRump is failing and reviled worldwide. He should do better...🤷🏿‍♂️

Why is Barack Hussein Obama meeting with world leaders while President Trump is in office? This is a coup.

@NowTweetX Wolf = 35 kg, Gorilla = 60 kg, Kangaroo = 50 kg

What is the weight of fox? 🤔 Only geniuses solve this

@its_mizuko_ 21 (8×11, 7×10, 6×9, 5×8, 3×7)

Most people rush and fail… don’t be one What's your answer?

@Zen_Beyond @BarackObama This....meanwhile your guy drags us into wars with no exit strategy, gas is $4.50 and rising, deficit thru the roof, ICE killing Americans in the streets etc. 🥴

@BarackObama No Democrat candidate ever stands up for the people. They simply obtain power to parrot 🦜 daily democratic talking points and push their own ideology. They are NEVER good for the American people.

State supreme court justices play a critical role in defending your rights and freedoms, which is why the election happening in Georgia right now is so important. Make sure you have a plan to vote for Jen Jordan and Miracle Rankin, the only two candidates in the race with strong records of standing up for all Georgians. Early voting is already underway and Election Day is May 19th. Find out where you can vote at IWillVote.com/GA.

@bsngln38133 @CollinRugg Equally disturbing how far some go to meet their perverted needs...js

@CollinRugg Disturbing how far some go for money.

NEW: CA mother pleads guilty to involuntary manslaughter after being accused of saran wrapping a 56-year-old man like a mummy and pouring adhesive in his eyes to seal them shut, while she was recording content for her OF. Michaela Rylaarsdam was allegedly paid $11,000 to engage in "fetish play" with the man, Michael Dale. Rylaarsdam, a married mother of three, filmed content for four hours as Dale suffocated. She allegedly wrapped him up like a mummy, glued women's boots on him, and poured glue into his eyes to seal them shut. When police arrived at the scene, Dale was found with a bag over his head. According to reports, Rylaarsdam's husband was aware of her activities and even helped run her "business." Rylaarsdam pleaded guilty to involuntary manslaughter. She will likely be sentenced to four years in prison.

@FarmGirlCarrie Nope, you just charged and will receive your 18%, for you "service" personnel. 😉

Is a service charge the same as a tip? Would you do both?

@magashot @BarackObama He tried but we elected an old nut case for President, sooo 🤔

@BarackObama We could do that if you would butt the hell out like all the other former presidents do. Know your role. Your role is over. Let us heal from your awful, awful leadership.

Hope isn’t blind optimism — it arises in the face of uncertainty. If you look at our history, we’ve gone through some rough patches. But we tend to come out on the other side of them stronger than before.

@LoudOutside That cracked windshield told the whole story. 😅

Impatient driver creates his own lane to skip traffic

@MbarkCherguia Bone chic 🤣

What would you call this body type?! 😳

@Layemie001 "Work"...nope. 🤨

With this innovation the elderly and the disabled can now work normally.

@interesting_aIl Hmm, chickens have parasitic twins too?! 🤯

Woman cracks open pet chicken's huge egg to find 1 in 25 million surprise

@Sincedavoid @King_Sukunaaa It's inferred...js 🤷🏿‍♂️

@King_Sukunaaa Everytime a man is being called out yall switch it to women. Like we never said there weren't and female creeps out there 🙄...... tf

@Antonio_Davalos @PIX11News Attacking the woman because she captured a crime on video?! 🤯🤣 You have to be a tRump sycophant...

@PIX11News The ugly woman who recorded that video wants her fifteen minutes of fame, she has to be embarrassed of her actions.

Violent video shows a man being beaten and dragged by NYPD officers inside a liquor store in Brooklyn. Watch the full video here: pix11.com/news/local-new…

@glvazquez @JulieLovesFluff You may be right but I continue to situations where the caregivers are the abusers. Why would a Caregiver molest and sexually assault a child?

@JulieLovesFluff I’ve discovered parental abuse during the private visit. I’m usually suspicious of parents who refuse. What are they afraid of their child revealing to the nurse and doctor ?

I took my 11 year old to her checkup this morning and the nurse asked me to step out of the room for a moment. I politely declined and she said, "It's just for a moment." And I told her, "No thank you, given all the stories about children being abused my husband and I decided to never leave our children alone with anyone, even medical providers. Anything you need to do or say you can do with me in the room." She looked all miffed and just left, no idea what her plan was but she didn't feel the need to continue it with me present and that makes me even more suspicious?? When she left my daughter thanked me for not leaving, she's already shy about the doctor, her eyes got so wide when the lady asked me to leave.

@epichan77 Yeah, I enjoy washing dishes but hate putting them away...thank God for my better half. 😅

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@no_tred_on_snek @BigWave372 Im going with your pellet gun option...a few taps to their hind quarters should do the trick. 😅 And I love dogs. 😍

@BigWave372 Fix the dang fence Buy a pellet gun Buy some bear spray If that doesn't work, ask your sheriff's office if you can legally shoot them for being a menace.

This woman is afraid of her neighbor’s dogs. They keep breaking through the fence, when she complains to the neighbor, they offer no help, they tell her to call the pound. The dogs come into the yard and try to attack her dog, they urinate everywhere and try to enter her dog door into her home and tried to eat her cats. At this point she feels she’s exhausted all of her options. Is there anything else she can do at this point, what would you do?