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@Showboat_Saloon @millerhighlife @silveradamusic I know a band who can make this even more magical !

🔥Wednesday = Steak Night 11am-9pm🔥 Showboat Saloon Wisconsin Dells, WI

@Super70sSports Ditka might have been the trigger man

I preferred it when football coaches looked like they knew who killed Kennedy. “Fran, it’s 3rd and 10. Let’s go deep with a corner route. It was the Cubans. Johnson knew.” “What?” “Corner route, let’s go.”

@Zonkeyhote @InternetH0F You win the internet today!

@InternetH0F Now let my people go!

Magician showcases his skills by turning a towel into a living snake

@shooterjennings American Aquarium gave us a taste of the new album last night in Pensacola! Can't wait.

@RedDirtAL @USAquarium Yes, this was a fun show in Pensacola. Jonathan Peyton was great too.

Possibly the best @USAquarium show yet. They went deep in the archives. PBR promenade, Catherine Belle. They always show and show out!!

@StarBar_Denver @BDSpenc Todd Helton special edition?

THEE WOLORADO #ROCKIES  ARE 7-12 What went right: Chase Dollander stand the fuck up. Freeman so solid again. Hunter 💣 Doyle 👀 What went wrong: Mejia was ehh as the opener. Julien and Tovar 0-8 combined Exciting Losses: 1.5 Infuriating Losses: 4.5 We’re so back

@ClayTravis I think L is for Lip Smackers

I’m sorry, Adam, I’m trying to be very respectful and up to date with my language here. You’re right. I should have gone with scissoring partners.

@crowmedicine What is up with May 17 in Boulder CO?

@StarBar_Denver @RichOToole Except no beans in their chili

@RichOToole Texas Chili Parlor Bar. Mr. Clark knows……

Where should I eat lunch at in Austin?

@ClayTravis Alabama is the DU of College Football

@RedWavePress @JesseKellyDC @BravoKiloActual

Brave Army ROTC cadets at Old Dominion University recall how they heroically st*bbed a g*nman to death who targeted their classroom on March 12, killing their instructor, Lt. Col. Brandon Shah. Cadet Louis Ancheta: “With my pocket knife, I open it. I ran up, and as I’m running up, Cornel Shah lunges at the guy and started wrestling with him upright. He shoots one straight that way. He shot another stray, and it hits me.” “Cornel Shah finally turned him around, so then after that, I’m like, ‘I’m ready,’ so I just go in there, just start st*bbing him.”

@cornbreadcowboi I'll call with Emmylou. And she has aged so gracefully.

“What’s your type?” I present to you Linda

@sbotcher @NormSNLJokes Well done

@NormSNLJokes Irwin Mainway would like a word. 😂

Well, the U.S. Safety Commission has issued a list of unsafe Christmas toys. Topping the list this year? Mattel’s Gasoline-Powered Sharp Thing.

@DerekMcDougall3 @Super70sSports What are you, a fxcking weatherman?

@Super70sSports Pretty much every line Sam Elliot uttered (as Stg. Maj. Plumley) in We Were Soldiers.

What’s the best one-liner in movie history?

@YFIHQ Criquie that's a croc

Just a log, a harmless log, floating in the sea....

@MichaelDBrown There has been no state wide election won by a Republican since universal mail in ballots were instituted.

I realize you two don’t live in Colorado but wake the f’ up. After decades of the Democrat Party’s “Blueprint” (btw you should go look up that title and read it) and one-party rule, we’ve gone from imitating California to surpassing CA in stupidity. But nope, while we fought it here nationally most people just ignored it because they were too busy running to the ski slopes, or going hiking or camping, or just admiring the Continental Divide, to actually know what was happening below the surface. You think what’s happening in CA, MI, IL, MA, NY, MN, WI, WA, et al is somehow isolated? Start doing your homework.

@SteveInmanClips @SteveInman #1

@Super70sSports youtu.be/2y1HGeoyyaI?si… How bout a Gary?

This country needs to start naming its male children better. I want to see some Larrys and Dicks out there on our nation’s playgrounds again. Some Georges and Ralphs would also be welcome to help neutralize all the Skylars.

@JesseKellyDC Germany had the same list of can't miss establishments

When we were in Okinawa, they gave us a list of bars we weren’t allowed to visit. Naturally, those were the first places we went. First one was a basement bar. Big glass jug of habu sake (with the viper still in it) sitting on the bar. Best band I ever heard in my life.

@BravoKiloActual @shipwreckedcrew

@shipwreckedcrew Look at this hellhole.

Have you ever lived here? I've lived here for 43 of my 64 years on the planet. It is a hellhole and shell of the state it was from the 1970s to the early 2000s.