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@m_millsey @adamcarolla Carolla calling someone a douche is like Trump calling someone a pedophile felon.

@adamcarolla Dude…you’re so far out of your league you’re not even on the field. Don’t embarrass yourself any further.

I always knew he was a douche

@RapidResponse47 @FLOTUS @Figure_robot Which is which?

.@FLOTUS arrives at her Fostering the Future Together summit on AI education, joined by @Figure_robot 03, an American-built humanoid robot

@JLCauvin Say it ain’t so, Ace

Losing by 30 to the 2026 Wizards is 1919 Chicago White Sox level shit.

@The7Line 3-1 good guys (LGM!)

What's the final score going to be tomorrow for the Mets home opener? First to guess correctly will win a free T7L gift card. Good luck and LGM!

@FoxNews 🌮

NEW: White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt issues a new warning to the Iranian regime and all of America’s enemies: “President Trump does not bluff, and he is prepared to unleash hell.”

@UnpluggedDoug 2003-2007 made for some interesting shows…

I just read this on a website: "Barker was the host of The Price Is Right from 1972 to 2007. He died in 2003 at the age of 97" It's really not that funny but I can't stop staring at that sentence and trying to decide how I feel about that

@azsweetheart013 🧙

Which

@m_millsey @ElijahSchaffer @secretsqrl123 Elijah must have a mouse in his pocket

@ElijahSchaffer @secretsqrl123 We, Lone Ranger?

We were all so stupid

@m_millsey @LDSLaw …Trump, Robert Mueller…

@LDSLaw Yes, like the Italians celebrated the death of Mussolini; the Iraqis, Saddam Hussein; the Romanians,Ceaușescu…

Donald Trump, at almost 80, is going to die sooner than we think. Bookmark this. When Trump passes, there will be an absolute ORGY of grotesque delight on the Left and even among moderates. They will celebrate in the streets and hold parties. It will be a macabre display, such as we've never seen yet. It will make their celebration of Charlie Kirk's murder look like your great aunt Mildred's church tea party. Mark my words.

@stevebyrnelive @nickshirleyy *…your boy Nick is a fraud (sells merch as an “investigative journalist,” and none of his “scoops” have led to any arrests!

@stevebyrnelive @nickshirleyy Once again, your boy Nick. Also, dems have introduced at least 7 bills to fund TSA, all of which have been voted down by Republicans. Interesting career decision, especially when you couldn’t sell enough tickets to the Vegas show I was supposed to attend last October.

Thanks for the assist @nickshirleyy

And nearly as much makeup

@HowieRose As a lifelong fan who will turn 55 next week, I can’t imagine Mets baseball without your voice. Congrats on an amazing career, and best wishes for a fun retirement! I hope the Mets can get a “Put it in the books” from you in late October this year!!!

Seriously, I am absolutely overwhelmed by your kind words and thoughts. I cannot even begin to articulate how deeply you’ve touched me, not just yesterday but over all these years. Let’s have a great time this season. You truly are the best. Much love. ❤️ ❤️❤️❤️

@gilbertjimp @votewarren And a podcaster. Stop the nonsense.

@votewarren It will be veto’d. You all have lost your gawd damn minds for wanting to go this. The motherfucker was a racist scumbag.

The bill to designate Charlie Kirk Loop 202 has now passed both chambers of the Arizona Legislature and is headed to the governor’s desk. We’ve named sections of freeways after Democrats before — that’s nothing new. Surely we can show the same bipartisan spirit by honoring a courageous Republican who was assassinated for boldly exercising his First Amendment rights and defending freedom of speech. Charlie Kirk devoted his life to empowering young Americans to think critically, reject indoctrination, and stand unapologetically for liberty. His voice was silenced by violence, but his legacy of fearless advocacy should live on — starting with this fitting tribute on one of Arizona’s busiest freeways. Let’s hope the governor does the right thing and signs it. Honoring those who die in defense of our fundamental freedoms shouldn’t be a partisan issue.

This week’s @TrumpPod gets Seussical, and recaps the Oscars as only @JLCauvin and @JayNog can - check it out!!! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mak…

@stevebyrnelive Nick Shirley is a fraud, Steve. His “investigations” have led to a grand total of zero arrests. And the guy sells merch. We all need to do better than spreading misinformation.

This is pretty damn shocking.

@UnpluggedDoug Amen, brother 🙏

Please pray for everyone else first, but if you have the time and energy, pray for me, too I can only recieve forgiveness if I'm willing to forgive...right now I'm not

Death, taxes, and Doug’s annual rant against the NCAA tournament committee - three things I can be sure of!

@krismayes 😊

I just filed for reelection as Arizona’s Attorney General. Thanks to the thousands of Arizonans who signed my petition, I’m officially on the ballot in November. Thank you and let’s go win this, Arizona!

@azsweetheart013 @ChristinaZ718 Depends on which show you want to attend. Still tickets available for face value on Ticketmaster for the Phoenix show. I would check there first before going to resellers who are trying to turn a profit. Hope you make it to a show!

I don’t really know the answer to that.