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mr crime

@daddycrimeboy

i am going to jail

Katılım Eylül 2022
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mr crime@daddycrimeboy·
@kukukadoo Saw it last night and it was just me and one other guy in theater I was cackling like a maniac at certain parts but I didn’t hear a peep outta him
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katie kadue@kukukadoo·
highly recommend seeing THE DRAMA in a suburban theater full of normal people
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mr crime@daddycrimeboy·
Trying to remember where I recognize the backup DJ who shows up at the end of The Drama and it just hit me it’s the guy from the Mr Mouse saves the day conservative college lecturer destroys sjw student video
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mr crime@daddycrimeboy·
“Can I trade you a zyn for a cig?” Yeah sure I like being ripped off
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Film Updates@FilmUpdates·
The first trailer for the film adaptation of Colleen Hoover’s ‘VERITY’ was unveiled at CinemaCon. Starring Anne Hathaway and Dakota Johnson who are shown kissing.
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mr crime@daddycrimeboy·
@SnowHimbo It the censored fucking that really does it for me
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mr crime@daddycrimeboy·
It’s very kind of you to post pictures of your breasts online
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mr crime@daddycrimeboy·
When the middle age guy starts moaning at the urinal
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mr crime@daddycrimeboy·
Doc said I’m not drinking enough alcohol
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mr crime@daddycrimeboy·
@kumxem Women are the most beautiful creatures on the earth
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kuki@kumxem·
Misogyny check. Let your phone complete the sentence "Women are..."
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Gh0stlyReeve@Gh0stlyReeve·
@DeathMetalV God literally commands multiple wars in the Bible. According to the pope God told Joshua to go to war then ignored him, told Joan of Arc to go to war then ignored her, told Constantine to go to war then ignored him
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🍞Bread🍞@brad_hhh·
@SJTimes13 Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is also overhated imo (it’s miles better than Dial of Destiny)
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mr crime@daddycrimeboy·
@southside_mafs They also want you to believe it had all the animals in the whole world on it
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🐅@southside_mafs·
So Christians want me to believe a wooden boat was strong enough to withstand a flood that destroyed the whole earth?
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𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉
Are we living through traumatic event after traumatic event, or are we just the first generation with worldwide communication and social media, and life has actually always been this horrific?
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@Luv_Xcuses·
Be brutally honest, what's one thing Americans are simply better at than the rest of the world??
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