Salami Steve

“You good to drive?” Me:

Brought some hockey tape to the bar, never know when it might come in handy. @heatdaddy69420

My buddy sending me home in an uber from the bar after pissing in the ice trough and calling the bouncer the n word

@returnofaj We should look into trading Roy in the offseason if we can convince Drury to stay at 3m or less…

The numbers on the Drury line over the last six games are actually incredible. You should go look at them because holy shit?

“Who cares if Snape was using a fake $20 bill, Harry?”

“I don’t care if he called me a mudblood, Harry, you can’t call Snape a nigger!”

Protect your children

@cmasisak22 Hopefully this isn’t a thing where he can only push it for a few months then he’s back on the shelf again and we have another Landy situation.

#Avs Logan O’Connor didn’t want to reveal what caused him to miss 4 months longer than expected. But he and his coach went into detail about the unique, often frustrating journey he’s been on. Then “The Mayor” was back like he never left. denverpost.com/2026/03/25/ava…

just found this absolute gem while looking for something completely different lmfao but here's your big scary avs tryna lock in before puck drop feat. one (1) shared smelling salt pack 😭

@Avalanche About time he shows some sack. That’s G1

Sir Blackwood sheathing the sword (goalie stick) 🗡️

@OHaraSports @TheHockeyNews Why are you tagging the Avs in this? He was as relevant with the Avs as you’ve been a hockey player your entire life. Shit ass reporter.

Greer absolutely should be suspended for this. Unacceptable. #goavsgo @TheHockeyNews

March Madness is beyond gay You’re cheering for dudes born in 2007 The only bracket you should be worried about is your tax bracket. You’re poor and obsessed with little boys. Grow tf up

@OHaraSports @TheHockeyNews Terrorist

Matt Duchene doesn’t regret the way he left the Avalanche all these years later. He’s excited for tonight’s matchup. #goavsgo @thehockeynews

I need this more than anything.

One sip after golf is all it took 😂😂😂

Throwing up in the airport is so fucking rockstar. A badge of honor showing you went hard as fuck. I respect that. Some people go hiking and get matchas on Saturdays and talk about boring shit and that’s fine, but some people are dry heaving in the airport before they sit in row 29b. I love that more

If your friends aren't talking about: • Ryan Blaney • Bubba Wallace • Connor Zilisch • Shane Van Gisbergen • Alex Bowman • Kyle Busch • Denny Hamlin It's time to find new friends.

WE AIN’T WRITE BACK THO ✍️