Jake “the snake” Maxwell

Pond piss #tranquil

Drinking wine you can’t pronounce, in places you dream to be. She will be hearing from me #nice #lank

@WiredForSound__ Salvatore, Please update asap. Been seeing a lot of handjob propaganda around here. Yet to get one that is better than jerkin it. Might just be the wrong women. Thanks,

Gonna get a handjob and blowjob tonight just so I can settle this stupid fucking debate

College has ruined dating for me. Why am I paying for your dinners, when you used to let niggas hit just bc they grabbed you a seltzer at a frat party

@jacobfuknjones American Spirt #nice

It's a good night

These caps make me feel like I’m sucking on a bitches nipple #expand

@HooiserGuard Piss came out a little fast. 70% floor 30% toilet

@dadoftheyear76 Looks like you still got a little in the bowl. Gotta work on that aim!

Fuck this university and everyone in this graduation

Behind enemy lines. West Lafayette makes me wanna throw up. #nukepurdue

@mahatmaganl1tg Shades on back of the neck so you really know he’s like that🥶🥶🥶

Holy fucking shrink my buddy wearing the lax jersey in public

@Wellsdumpsack67 I was fw you until I saw your post before this

A boss nigga print!

@chadfinglebutt Shorts. Have some class #shrink

what’s gayer: the shorts or putting the shoes on at the range #phag

@yordanball Black belt with that would be electric #would

Didn’t even know they came in this flavor

@BobbyBeavEater Looks like a fresh chrome platform on top the toilet. Great spot

Way to ruin my night #Phag

@bobbilly240 Golf shoes>barefoot (gotta be at least a 5 hcp) >anything else> flops

What do we think about flops on the golf course?

@handybjs Waffle House is speaking to me.

Hardest decision every day #LANK

@PrinceOfFlint These fuck. Hard

Clearance rack adidas. Do these play?

Grayson your sty is untouchable

How WE ALL will be listening to iceman