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@betty7515 Being a grown up child at Christmas is Pants 😂

Having grown up children at Christmas is just pants😐😣😭🎅 #2020

@sozzle77 Don’t feel bad about there only being 12 doors on mine now 😂

My kids know me so well 😊

@sozzle77 Always do it after all their stuff has already been scanned through the till as well 🙃

People that wait until they're in the shop queue before transferring money via their phone. Off. You. Fuck 😡

@sozzle77 @popcorn244 I tried this last night and can confirm it does not work, pancake to duck ratio is well off

@daisyxrolo @popcorn244 😂😂😂

I cannot express this enough, you have NO IDEA what other people carry with them EVERYDAY. You have NO IDEA what someone’s life is like. Don’t create more pain & stress to others. BE KIND. BE GENUINE. Stop being so mean to people to fulfill whatever it is you don’t like about you

@sozzle77 @kaioldfield7 @zozzy_123 Mum don’t embarrass me in front of my friends on the internet thank you

@kaioldfield7 @zozzy_123 @daisyxrolo Daisy loved it. It looked exactly the same coming out as it did going in 😂😂

It's been so long since I cooked something in a pan that I spent ten minutes trying to remember where I keep them 😂 #Hopeless #verygreensoup

@betty7515 @DeesideDotCom I literally just said to Lewis why does outside look like the Sepia filter 😂

Who's put the sepia filter on Shotton? 🤔 @DeesideDotCom #august #lovelyweather #rainbow

@kaioldfield7 Er that’s weird. We had red for biology, blue for physics and yellow for chem

@kaioldfield7 All your science was one colour?🥴

@sozzle77 @chesterzoo I couldn’t sign something the other day, I think it’s because there’s so many people on there signing at once cos I know other people had the same issue x

Although it will let me share, but not sign 🤨 @chesterzoo

Government : Help Save Chester Zoo! - Sign the Petition! chng.it/S4ZYnX96 via @UKChange

@sozzle77 @betty7515 At least Freckle made sense 👀

@betty7515 He did, as of he'd been thinking about it. At least its not Freckle 😂😂😂

7yo: What would you want your name to be if it wasn't Sarah? Me: Ooh, I dont know, what would you like your name to be if it wasn't Fletcher? 7yo: (straight away) Keith 🤨

@kaioldfield7 @AFCTalha @sozzle77 @betty7515 You work in a school😭 I don’t remember anything from school I haven’t done anything maths related in 6 years Kai 😂

@AFCTalha @sozzle77 @kaioldfield7 @betty7515 Yes

@AFCTalha @sozzle77 @kaioldfield7 @betty7515 I haven’t had a maths lesson since 2014 that means nothing to me 🙃

@sozzle77 @kaioldfield7 @betty7515 @AFCTalha But there’s no bracket where’s everyone getting this bracket from

@daisyxrolo @kaioldfield7 @betty7515 @AFCTalha Because they've done it 5 + (9 × 2) = 23 🤷🏻‍♀️ I dont get maths, dont ask me how the bracket thing works

@sozzle77 @kaioldfield7 @betty7515 @AFCTalha If you put 5 + 9 x 2 in a calculator it comes up as 23 😂

@daisyxrolo @kaioldfield7 @betty7515 @AFCTalha Also Daisy, 5 + 9 × 2 is 28, not 23 🤨

@sozzle77 @kaioldfield7 @betty7515 @AFCTalha Who made this?! 😡😡😡

@daisyxrolo @kaioldfield7 @betty7515 @AFCTalha Hes got trainers on which adds 20. You have to use brackets but I dont know why. Its 5 × (19 × 2) = 43

@sozzle77 And guess which one didn’t want beans either 🙋🏻‍♀️

My children are 19, 17 and 7. Guess which one of them requested this tea?