David Harrison 🎷🎸

@goonersaurus85 Ah, no idea—I almost never use Twitter these days. Try emailing me using my handle @icloud.com or else the contact page on dalstondavid.com Perhaps it’s because I’m not following you on here. I’ll follow now and give it another go or try one of the other suggestions

@dalstondavid Hi David, many thanks for your reply - I tried to DM you before and it said I wasn’t allowed to- not sure if you’ve setup restricted messages to stop bots, trolls etc.

@dalstondavid hi I recently discovered your 10 minute teacher dvd tutorials and was wondering if you are aware of uk retailer who sells the one for Layla by Eric Clapton? Many thanks

@goonersaurus85 By the way, come over to my YouTube youtube.com/dalstondavid loads of songs for guitar 😊

@francisjfoster Nah. There is a wrong side and you really don’t want to be on it.

It was a joke. You can dislike it, find it reprehensible, disgusting, unfunny and morally abhorrent. But that’s all it was: a joke. Comedy is screwed when we do this to our colleagues.

@JayJSwart03 @pipterino @mralistairgreen Excellent point, suggests perhaps the winter fuel payments might be less of a big deal

@pipterino @mralistairgreen Surely if an iceberg is melting it's not that big of a bother? At least get your metaphors right imo

@LeeAndersonMP_ If only it were some sort of policy, position or initiative that you’re engaged in; or some sort of successful plan you’re heralding. But no, it’s just you seeing your name mentioned a lot, and that’s all you want, isn’t it? And you don’t really mind how that happens, do you?

Get used to this 👇

@DavidGHFrost You sound deliberately unhinged, if that's a thing…

Medieval Miliband's plan for an energy system that depends on the weather is taking us back to the Middle Ages. His unreliable high-cost low-power system is going to drive out of the country what energy-intensive production we have left. Labour's energy policy is shaping up to be one of those collective madness, once-in-a-generation errors countries sometimes make - like Germany's error in junking nuclear. We will all have to pay a heavy price for it - unless Starmer sees sense and junks Miliband instead before he does any more damage.

@june65wigan @dannywallace Oh June

@dannywallace Youre a nasty excuse for a so called man.coffey was fat and lazy angela is slim hardworking and canput you in your place you 🤡.bore off yuk .!

I just can’t choose between her and Therese Coffey

@JonathanPieNews 👏 👏 👏

Election Special 4: The Conservatives.

@AgrippaSPQR How pathetic. Resorting to commenting on the visual appearance of the face of a prospective minister to express your realisation that the cronyism, fetid hatred, corruption, lying and self-serving trough-snouting you need to feel okay about yourself may soon be over.

In a few weeks she could be the Deputy Prime Minister and the face of the UK on the world stage. Frightening isn’t it?

"One Jewish pupil recalls… Farage would sidle up to him and say, 'Hitler was right' or 'Gas ‘em all'" - p31, Michael Crick’s biography of Nigel Farage

@Nigel_Farage Freeloading racist

Honoured to be in Normandy for the 80th Anniversary of D-Day. 🇫🇷 🇬🇧

@tlloydjones Grow up

If you're considering voting #Labour, here's a reminder of what they bring to public service 👉

@Freecycle I'm assuming this is spam?

@taytanstudio THAT one isn’t! #gooners

thank GOD it's offside #coys

@edP6677 @DPJHodges You don’t want it to be true, so you say it isn’t. Is that how it works? Make stuff up that suits your argument? Where does that lead?

@DPJHodges London is not 14th safest city in the world! It’s not even the 14th safest city in the UK 😂.

The Conservative Party has lost its mind.

@jayrayner1 A thorny issue

What’s amazing is how much he’s achieved without being appointed to the order of the Thistle. This honour is long overdue.

@RosieisaHolt There’s nothing so dodgy as an organisation that represents workers funding a labour movement 😂 Fortunately, the Conservatives are funded by unelected and unaccountable grifters and oligarchs in search of honours, favours and contracts, which is sooo much better 👍🏻 💰

YES. THIS is why a Good Sense Minister is so important. We need someone to stop the unions, trouser flares and Ken Russell films

@mydaydemons @mrjamesob “More democracy… “ 😂

@mrjamesob People who remember Labour governance.

20! Who are these people?

@David__Osland They could run a Harry Replacement Service