To my friends in California:
I'm not about to tell you who to vote for, but after watching Katie Porter in some recent interviews, I'll tell you this straight up: don't vote for her. She's an asshole who clearly cannot handle completely valid questions, let alone accountability.
@JDVance The midterms are coming.
We haven't forgotten. #Epstein
Now don't cry too much when that kick-to-the-nuts is delivered.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
The American Dream doesn’t belong to the highest bidder on Wall Street. It belongs to the American people, who work hard, save up, and play by the rules.
I applaud President Trump’s leadership on this issue and urge the House to pass this bill.
@PiListingNews Yes, if you wait long enough, eventually Pi goes so far in a negative direction that it hits the International Date Line and flips super-positive.
If you found bitcoin is 2012 you are a millionaire.
If you found Tesla in 2018 you are a millionaire
If you found Nvidia in 2022 you are a millionaire
If you found Palantir in 2023 you are a millionaire
If you found Sandisk in 2025 you are a millionaire
If you found $Pi in 2026 you will be a millionaire.
@gman5180 They should be the last to be deported. But in the meantime, they can get in line for citizenship and hope that their number comes up before deportation.
@DrNeilStone Dude Bill Gates already has both the next bug and the next "cure" (lulz) waiting in a lab. (Because, you know, tech pedofiles are to be trusted with public health...or something...)
UNNAMED IRAN MILITARY SOURCE TELLS IRANIAN NEWS AGENCY IF U.S. FOLLOWS THROUGH ON ITS THREATS OF MILITARY AGGRESSION AGAINST KHARG ISLAND, IT WILL FACE IRAN'S 'SURPRISING' REACTION