Old Bald White Guy

@herotimeszero Size 32 pants

What do they have that Trump never ever will?

@JoJoFromJerz Portland Ice

I’m sorry, what?!??

@nomoretrump24 @atrupar And Super Bowl MVP

@atrupar Nice try, but no cigar. Using that logic, give Trump an Oscar, Emmy, Tony, Grammy, Pulitzer, Booker, Golden Globe then he’ll be happy and shut the hell up.

Rep. Buddy Carter: "Donald Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. That's why I'm introducing a resolution today that will honor him with the Nobel Peace Prize." (It doesn't work like that lol)

@MAGAVoice I think you should be the World Series MVP, that’s next in the prize category

Raise your hand if you think President Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize

@nicksortor Wow, that’s more than the inauguration

🚨 BREAKING: Charlie Kirk’s memorial had 20 MILLION LIVE viewers on streaming and cable TV, per NYP TPUSA’s partners have tracked a total of 100 MILLION viewers across internet platforms The left is in some REAL trouble. God Bless America 🇺🇸

@cardon_brian The new brown shirts

What is going on at McArthur Park in Los Angeles, CA? Looks like these militarized thugs are doing some kind of federal disappearing operation on street vendors in the park. This is out of control and is only going to get worse with the new ICE budget. #UnMaskICE

@RonFilipkowski Ooops

Alina Habba in Feb: “It’s incredibly disturbing. We have flight logs, info, names that will come out. There were so many names hidden who had not been held accountable. Now it’s time for accountability. I really believe with Kash and Pam there will be accountability.”

@TuckerCNews Bye bye Ted Cruz

Do you support replacing all foreign-born members of Congress with American-born citizens? A. Big yes B. No

@laurenboebert That means they are eligible for a pardon

To the media reporting on the situation in Los Angeles. The word you’re looking for is INSURRECTION. Not protests. Definitely not “mostly peaceful protests”. INSURRECTION!

@LauraLoomer He also slept with a porn star for us...

Donald Trump took a bullet for you. Respect him.

@AlphaJeffrey45 @RpsAgainstTrump Is this the Jesus from the Bible or Jesus that cuts my grass every week

@RpsAgainstTrump President Trump is the closest person to Jesus Christ to ever grace the Earth. We must cherish him.

He's insane

@giroux_bob @Nealerrr If they played in a different era, don't refer to the list as best of all time. Maybe best in the last 20 years?

@Nealerrr Plante. Hall. Sawchuk. Parent. Esposito. Dryden in top 10 before Price

Why is it always 1. Dominic Hasek 2. Patrick Roy 3. Martin Brodeur when it should be 1. Dominic Hasek 2. Patrick Roy 3. Carey Price for top 3 goalies of all time?

@JoJoFromJerz This is fine. Do the Muslims get to pray to the east 5 times a day as well?

This utterly unconstitutional craziness was just emailed to every single employee at the Pentagon. WTAF.

@acnewsitics No sick birds, graduate of Trump University

You know MAGA wrote it because they can't spell for shit.

@JordanOnRecord Time for the Rudy Giuliani bail out

NEW: During a contempt hearing today, MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell said he's tens of millions in debt and has no money to pay the $56,000 he owes in court-ordered sanctions to voting systems company Smartmatic. "I'm in ruins," he said. wusa9.com/article/news/l…

@Megatron_ron I’d love to hear Tim Cook say that

BREAKING: 🇺🇲 The White House announced that they are going to bring iPhone manufacturing back to the US

@The_1Asher @atrupar Like happy meals, and porn stars

@atrupar Like Vance who said "we can't ignore the President's desires" 🤣🤮

Comer: "What we've gotta do is what President Trump wants."

@Camels4Climate @alx Actually, Vladimir Putin was going to attend, but couldn’t get out of the country so he sent Patel as a proxy.

@alx Patel has something on Gretzky. 😄

FBI Director Kash Patel spotted with Wayne Gretzky at the Washington Capitals game

@bumble_hat Putin couldn’t make it so he had to get a stand in

was that fucking kash patel sitting next to wayne gretzky at the caps game

@seanhannity so your the one

As promised yesterday, I Just ordered my new self driving Tesla! Over 1000HP, 0-60 in 2.0 seconds! Details on how to win the Tesla of your Choice soon on Hannity.com!