Damo 🎸

@enovapower I’m a big fan of electricity but at the moment I don’t have any. Can we please get an update on this power outage?

@Sportsnet Code 23? FU Sportsnet

GOING BACK UP TO BAT IN THE TENTH ‼️

GPS: In 800 metres, use the left lane to take M11 Me [out loud in an empty car]: I went to school with an Emma Levin. Wonder if it’s the same girl.

Ah, summertime in Canada! That can only mean it’s time for a massive @rogers outage 📱🚫

Had “Eye In The Sky” stuck in my head since 5AM. Pretty good song but it’s starting to upset me. Has anyone had any luck in suing 80’s prog-rock bands? I’m not looking to ruin The Alan Parsons Project financially. I just want to send a message that this sort of thing is NOT ok.

@TimHortons Lousy service at my regular store (King St, St Jacobs). Was asked to pull out of drive thru (which is a favour to your metrics) and then was forgotten about until I walked into the store and complained. Your old staff was MUCH better.

Pretty sure I got tinnitus from listening to the eclipse 😞

@RogersHelps internet has been down for over twenty four hours now and still no communication from Rogers on why or what’s being done to fix it. Must be nice being a protected species.

@CBCNews That’s an assault icicle. No one should have access to these. Can we put this on a list please?

Two hikers in Metro Vancouver have found what they estimate to be an eight-foot-tall icicle while hiking on the Stawamus Chief Trail in Squamish last week. cbc.ca/news/canada/br…

That sucks about Jeff Beck. He sure could bend a string.

May your furnace of Yuletide spirit stay lit, and may your snowblower drive belt of goodwill towards all mankind never snap. Merry Christmas.

They can put a man on the moon, but I can’t get a fucking pair of pants that will stay up. I feel like a comedian from a silent movie.

@wendeeluvz Wear boots. Oh, and those shiny pants. Those are good, too. That’s it, really.

Pumpkin-spiced errthang

I find listening to really boring guitar helps me get to sleep. You’re welcome.

I’m getting really fed up with TV shows where the characters get texts and we’re expected to look up from OUR phones to follow what’s going on.