Damo Keogh

@MediaSOI I think that's world book day ain't it

Didn’t you used to have to be 6ft to be a copper?

@Kele901 @TfL You can almost smell that carriage in this pic

The TFL have no shame whatsoever. Look at the absolute state of your trains man @TfL Absolutely shambolic levels of hygiene

@RossLydall Everything Khan touches generally falls apart

Quite extraordinary to see what has become of the “old” City Hall. Opened by the Queen in 2002. Vacated by London mayor Sir Sadiq Khan in 2021.

🚨 NEVER EVER FORGET 🚨 This is what Keir Starmer said after Axel Rudakabana SLAUGHTERED 3 young girls in Southport. He didn’t condemn the attack, no - He condemned YOU for being angry. Disgusting vile little traitor

@PutneyFleur @wayve_ai @Uber Having to proceed across the crossing on the wrong side causing Great risk to pedestrians and tourist on this famous crossing

@PutneyFleur @wayve_ai @Uber I was behind 1 that had stopped at the Abbey Road crossing now this crossing always has someone on it so you have to proceed with caution unfortunately the auto car safety features would not allow it to proceed and a huge queue built up behind with resulted in the trapped traffic

I got a ride in a Robo taxi! Soon if you book an Uber and have agreed you might get a Wayve automatic car - anywhere in the M25. I took a test drive on busy streets around Kings Cross ….

@KingArtAT Yep nailed it the cab trade is so fractured and divided, The tester was the Olympics once it was pushed around and band from the roads that was the beginning of the end it wouldn't have happened in France

No wonder why we are in such a deep 💩. Fleets against fleets, Garages against garages, Apps against apps, Unions against unions, Card providers against card providers, Cab drivers against another cab drivers, GB against YB, Reps against cab drivers, And on top of that

@BBCLondonNews I think there's a problem with these new route master buses thats been covered up, The Mayor seems to be in a hurry to get rid of them and all the accidents seem to involve one

The number of London buses damaged in crashes and collisions is rising, new figures show. bbc.in/416igNc

@alexfelton29 @TfL I think that was put there to fool the Germans

Hi @TfL any chance of replacing this old map at Parsons Green Eastbound platform. Completely washed out

@NevilleSouthall Well said Nev

Good morning everyone have a beautiful day Celebrate how truly amazing you are today do something nice for yourself You deserve it You’re a remarkable brilliant magical human Chill knowing you’re fabulous ❤️❤️❤️💙❤️❤️❤️

100 of 1nbreds gathered outside my restaurant and blocked the door entrance Reason- I don’t sell Halal Yes this is London The Great Britain

@kingkapoor72 Where is Harman's Restaurant I'm definitely going

I'm not afraid to die. I'll stand my ground. Fuck you, inbreds.

@stephenhdg You don't need a GB anymore you can have a YB and pick up all over Greater London via an app, This is how London phd are getting licensed in Wolverhampton and working London its a free for all

Didnt know yb can pick up battersea power station 🤔

@Muay_thai_Tone I done the same mate I'm now driving a grab tipper for the same money and I have weekends off never been happier

Gave cab back to garage last friday, and first week complete of a local paye driving job ... Same money as I get 5 days a week (after outgoings) in the cab but with no stress. Holiday pay, pension contribution and tax paid. GB for 26 years have come to an end.

@TfL Since TFL took over I find the approach into London is better done in reverse

Which route do you know so well it feels like second nature?

@SarcasticCdow She was probably closed for lunch

Big sign on her hut saying 7am-2pm. Yet just went there at 1:20pm and she’s closed again early. She’s gonna be exactly the same there as she was at Ken Rd. 🙄

@SkywayTuff2s I had to bump the kerb and drive around 1 at the z crossing Pancras Rd I'd say its probably still there

God knows how driverless cars are going to work! Tonight I witnessed how they can’t compute space! Drop Arlington by the building site just north of Bennet so I’m slightly over but space! Any driver would easily get past! This thing stayed stuck fast on Bennet St until I went😂🤷🏼

I always use the disabled toilets. They are usually much cleaner and spacious. Never been caught yet.

@dannyh197 @LondonTrafficW1 Did he shout Alan's snack Bar?

@LondonTrafficW1 van driven into Bush House this morning

You know you're getting old when you turn the radio down every time you approach a roundabout