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Dan The Stranger

@dan_thestranger

🎤 Stand-up comedian, screenwriter 🛫 Left Russia and started over 🐶 3 dogs

Berlin Katılım Ağustos 2015
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Moms are the best
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@justindross Try using agent technology. The way i think of it is that if you combine enough parallel specialist llm processes tou get a kind of emergent collaboration that mimics intelligence better. Its in the conversation between them.
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I have no idea what “Agents” as a product means. Am I the only one? It reminds me of the old Steve Jobs clip about not starting with the technology. “Agents for teamwork” is meaningless to me, with all respect to Notion
Akshay Kothari@akothari

new sf billboard :)

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New idea for @tim_cook Airpods "Talk Mode" feature You both put Airpods in and it noise cancels everything but you can talk to eachother Nice in loud environments and you could even whisper so other people can't really hear you You can do this with Facetime of course but it's annoying, it should just be a button tap! Would be cool if it worked with an entire friend group also
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Coincidence? I don’t think so
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Dan The Stranger@dan_thestranger·
When I get tired of doing my job, I remember I'm not doing it for the money. I don't know why I'm doing it.
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A new genre of computer games: First Person Scratcher
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Dear American comics, I can consult you
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@letopisi_rus @RonFilipkowski yeah, ChatGPT (?) fucked that one up. It's a story about one show in Cherepovets where I was warned about agents in the audience and dropped the anti-war stuff for that night. Because I really wanted to leave Cherepovets, you know
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Ron Filipkowski@RonFilipkowski·
A sneak preview of coming attractions.
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@MalcolmNance the Russia government named LGBTQ+ and satanists extremist organizations. Welcome to the club
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TERRORISM EXPERT HERE: You cannot designate an idea as a terrorist group. There is no organization called ANTIFA. There is no leadership or funding path. There is no membership. Also there is no law in American to charge terrorism. Ask Luigi. What he is doing is setting the stage to designate ANY American as a terrorist. That’s Fascism. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
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So, I tried writing jokes with ChatGPT...
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Dan The Stranger@dan_thestranger·
Too late, Apple! I've already learnt to say, 'By card, please' and 'No plastic bag, thanks'.
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I think I'll try to slip through without a ticket
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me deciding whether to answer my therapist's question in a normal way or in a funny way (it will prolong my therapy by a couple of years)
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I want to get in shape like Jeremy Allen White in that ad. The only other time I looked that confident in just underwear was during the military draft medical exam — when I knew for sure I was getting a deferment.
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My financial plans so far: 1. We meep spending 2. I suddenly become FC Barcelona’s highest-paid player. 3. We pay off our debts
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On Spotify, you can read a transcript of what people are saying on a podcast. You can also turn off the audio and read the transcript instead. I feel like we've almost found the perfect format…
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bumpy road
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I think that in marriage no one should take anyone’s last name. Everyone just loses their last name. Run, Steve and Jenny, you are free now!
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