DJM

Look away from your laptop for 1 second and MS Teams will say u left the country

Once you read about the Manhattan nightlife in the 70s and 80s, you'll never want to stop beating Rudy Giuliani with your bare hands.

This is the beginning of a Meg Ryan movie

I love writing about New England and family and friendships and critters and trees and weather and there ain’t a damn thing gonna change

The L train at 7 in the morning.

you either love lindsay hubbard or haven’t lived enough life to understand lindsay hubbard

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.

Keep in mind there are literally people from Connecticut

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

Men love a smart and intelligent woman until she uses her brain to decode his behaviour patterns and bullsh!t

@alltoowElle @BreezySt

me on social media on: August 1st August 31st

Also West not stepping in when the love of his life gets called one of “his side bitches” like Jesus take the wheel😩😩 Amanda Batula, this is life you choose for yourself at YOUR BIG AGE OF 35? And Jesse’s ass leaked that audio i just cant prove it🤣🤣#SummerHouse

If I was cast on Summer House I would pretend to be dead in the pool for attention

of course, he agrees tbh

Kyle looking ten years younger than West 💀

how life feels ever since justin bieber remembered who he is

Women are out here sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, and holding their hands over their drinks. Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that we don't smile at them. The disconnect is fatal.

genuinely life saving scene for me

It’s vanessa hudgens - “sneakernight” weather

Elmo saying habibi has made my day