Dixie Normous

I think I’m the perfect mix of Kath AND Kim.

Josh: “if you’re going to Southland tomorrow can you grab me a cheater or leopard print bucket hat?” Me:

Neighbours going off at each other 🍿🍿🍿🍿

*chatting with my coworker about my upcoming Europe trip* Coworker: “are you going to Athens? You HAVE to go to the apocalypse, it’s so beautiful”

What kind of workout is this? Asking for a friend

@taranewlove This is SO WHOLESOME

My guilty pleasure is sneezing without covering my mouth

@GrosmicHorror They don’t call him the milk man for nothing

Had lunch with my gfs dad yesterday and watched him down 3 vanilla milkshakes like they were water

Josh just likened the Gilmore Girls intro to the Game of Thrones into

Part of a LinkedIn message I received. Who decided that this was a good sales pitch??

Obsessed with watching #LoveIsBlind but can they please stop pushing the God and Faith agenda fr

I’ve tried that many brands of protein yoghurts and they’re all FOUL

Josh: “I did some math at the gym”

Taking the rest of the day off work to analyse the footage of Harry spitting on Chris Pine #VeniceFilmFestival

@ClareRankine Living for this!!

Potatoes be undercharging for sure. If I was a potato, I would up my rates immediately

Movie that terrified me: chicken run

@wizard_panties “Milking a fish out of my dick is where I draw the line”

The only thing worse than a flat earther is a flat ass

This was v depressing

Is it

Every day is a new challenge to peel the mandarin in one go