Daniel Andelin

Got a text last night from a girl I almost dated back in February. I was really confused until I realized the text was also sent back in February. It said, "Yes, I'd love to go out for Valentine's Day". Now I know why we never dated.

Finally that time of year when I can listen to whatever I want without worrying about it showing up in my Spotify Wrapped.

Do you ever feel embarrassed even when nobody else is around? I got home tonight, stood at my door and pressed the unlock button for my car 😂.

@zoates @SouthwestAir Because of the vaccine mandate all the pilots are sick lol

Homemade grape juice with fancy cheese.

Just finished The Wheel of Time. What an incredible series. So many good lessons embedded in the story. @BrandSanderson did an amazing job pulling everything together for a great ending. I'm grateful for good books! Excited for the TV series as well. @WOTonPrime #givethanks

Today I discovered that being a gentleman in 2020 means messaging first in a dating app 😂.

@mackenzey_b You want kids? 😉

Ok this is exactly what I was looking for! Daily updates on coronavirus symptoms.

Can someone who has coronavirus just start live-blogging their experience? Is it really that bad?

Some sort of a feed filter. Number of posts from a single account allowed per 50 posts, show posts from 1-7 days old, etc.

@instagram I want to keep following certain people but I only want to see one of their posts per day (not mute them completely). Can you add this feature? Does this already exist?

@T_Potz @matthew_jrob remember when we were doing this occasionally?

If it wasn't socially awkward, do you think we would jog from place to place like players do in video games? #twitch

I'm just gonna throw this out there. It's really pretty simple. If you're weary it means you're tired. If you're wary you're cautious.

How you feel when you start going mildly viral for the first time.

@davidstehle If it wasn't for AT&T I could've been a father by now!

@danandelin This is why I'm on Verizon.

Got a text last night from a girl I almost dated back in February. I was really confused until I realized the text was also sent back in February. It said, "Yes, I'd love to go out for Valentine's Day". Now I know why we never dated.

BAD news! The lady at Taco Bell said "See you tomorrow". I need to rethink my life!

BYU defense rushing only 3 has rarely if ever worked in our favor. Why do we keep doing that?

One of the most accurate of depictions of Dalinar I’ve ever seen. Truly epic…