Daniel Bailey

Today was a good day. @petercrouch @PeterCrouchPod @Chris_Stark @BrewDog #passthepod #passthepint #brewstronger #chumbawamba #mikedean #eggyboff #notforKarl

@fortunetrex @UtdFaithfuls Kid I couldn't care less🤣 you made a factually incorrect statement you melt🤦🏼

@danbailey1983 @UtdFaithfuls Cryyyyy

So you're telling me VAR didn't see Rice wrestling someone down here, or they decided not to see it because they want Rice to win the league??? 😂😂😂

@utdreport Whoever thought wider stripes was a good idea needs sacking.

Official: The new home kit will be available from 09:00 BST on Thursday and will be worn in the final two matches of the season.

@fortunetrex @UtdFaithfuls Still time to delete this before you get rinsed.

@UtdFaithfuls The can't give a penalty to someone who wasn't gonna get the ball

@utdreport The maths ain't mathing! Hardly "edged out" 🤦🏼

Bruno Fernandes edged out Declan Rice and Erling Haaland to win the FWA Footballer of the Year award, taking 45% of the votes from the FWA’s 900-plus members.

@utdreport Absolute melt!

Arne Slot on Benjamin Sesko's goal: "I think it's a touch [on his hand]. The curve on the ball changed so there must have been a contact. But it's no surprise to anyone that if there is a VAR intervention then the decision goes against us. It's happened to us all season."

@FIFA22_INFO 1x85, 2x84, 5x83 🤢

🚨 83x8 is a MUST complete SBC • 🔵 TOTS = 36 • 🟡 Gold Rare = 25 Show yours when you open 👇

@youngy18 ♥️🤍🖤

From Sefton Road to Vicarage Road to Villa Park to Wembley to Old Trafford to San Siro back to Villa Park to Goodison Park and finally to Portman Road. It’s been some journey that I only dreamt of as a boy! But with this dream there has to be an ending and Saturday might be the Last Game Of My Professional Career🤘🏾💛💜🤍❤️💙 23 years and OUT! To be continued….

@teen_chelsea @utdreport Kid why are following a united account and commenting on every post you can't be that desperate for attention surely!? 🥱

@utdreport Lol Get him a goal first 😂

Matheus Cunha on Instagram to Kobbie Mainoo: “Okay Kob, I’ll get your Brazilian passport 😮‍💨”

@utdreport @Plettigoal Put up or shut up.

Barcelona are pushing for a second loan for Marcus Rashford, with talks ongoing with #mufc. They’re unwilling to trigger the €30m option and want either another loan or a lower fee [@Plettigoal]

André-Pierre #Gignac questa notte ha salutato il Tigres, dopo 11 anni e 222 gol in 439 partite. E questo è l’omaggio che gli è stato fatto al 10’ della sua ultima partita. Cosa significa restare nel cuore dei tifosi. Brividi

@RevenRV went back to get his money's worth!

Historia del balompié

@catherine_6907 James Overy for those not knowing.

Well done young man👏

@utdreport @opaleak That is horrendous, dropped a bollock with the large stripes and no trefoil.

Official pictures of the #mufc 2026/27 home kit [@opaleak]

@LastManBalling @ShanePMcHugh @jerriegames @TheFootyFeed

@ShanePMcHugh @jerriegames @TheFootyFeed Does it? Or does it mean in the past 100 years

Any guesses who it is... 🤔

@NepentheZ 42 here! 🤘🏻🙌🏼

It might shock you, but there are MILLIONS of us.

@Itshaber You can take the player out of Spurs, but you can't take Spurs out of the player!

Brennan Johnson lad what was that pen 🫩

@utdreport Dalot's the home team's best player again. Mbeumo and Shaw woeful as well

HT: Bournemouth 0-0 #mufc What are your thoughts?

@petercrouch The fact he scored 400+ goals and 88 of them were him sitting the keeper down and tapping it in to an empty net is ridiculous!

What a man

@utdreport @samuelluckhurst Samuel Luckhurst doing Samuel Luckhurst things, the bloke can't help but find a negative in everything.

All nine of Benjamin Šeško’s #mufc goals have come from inside the box. Carrington sources say his next aim is to score from outside the box, having joined with a reputation for a fierce long-range shot [@samuelluckhurst]