Mariner Mousse

WELCOME TO THE BIGS, COLT!

Me watching the Mariners lead 3-1 in the 8th right now:

I try to be optimistic, I really do. But this is just straight cheeks. #mariners #SOS

@TridentTrue For how long though?

Colt Emerson is a fucking Seattle Mariner That’s so sick

@CLew2620 You must not be a crackhead like the rest of us. Congrats!

Haven’t watched much Mariners in weeks and this is why. They are awful to watch, man. Yeesh.

@RaiseTheTrident Didn’t Wild Waves close???

3 hours and 15 minutes to be suited up and ready to go at the hot corner for your debut bro was ZOOMIN past Wild Waves

@JoezMcfLy Not sure but as a lifelong Mariners fan I’m ready to find out 🫠

The ladder serves what purpose?

@NotTyFrance Mariners are chaos baseball. And here we are.

Lmfaooooo goodnight. Fuck this fucking team

@MarinersONTap Not as Mariners as winning this series, winning the next and then getting swept after that only to lose the division by 1 game later on. Hi my names Rich and I’m a Mariners fan. Is this Mariners anonymous?

Do the Mariners win today? How Mariners would it be to win the series vs. the Braves? 🤣

@w_terrence “Listen to me very closely” 😂😂😂😂😂

Dear Jimmy Kimmel, listen to me very closely. I’m a comedian. I’ve made fun of Jill Biden. I’ve made fun of Michelle Obama. I’ve roasted First Ladies before. But I have never in my life joked about Jill Biden becoming a widow or Michelle Obama becoming a widow. I’ve never joked about Joe Biden or Barack Obama having an attempt made on their life. I’ve never laughed at the thought of their wives standing there in fear, wondering if their husbands are going to make it home alive. Because that is not comedy. That is sick. You could have joked about Melania being married to Trump. You could have joked about politics. You could have even gone after her accent like liberals usually do. But no — you chose to joke about Melania Trump becoming a widow. And let’s be honest, Jimmy: when you hate Donald Trump as much as you do, that doesn’t sound like a joke. It sounds like how you really feel. They always say there is truth in comedy.

@JordanReffett When*

If the Mariners get swept by the A's at home I am going to lose my shit

@Mariners Matinee Horror Film 🫣

Matinee matchup in the finale.

@Dad_2_The_Bone Jasmine in the springtime in LA

What is your favorite smell? And you can’t say bacon, that’s too easy... Mine is gasoline. Weird. I know.

@MarinersONTap It’s like being a guilty junkie. It feels good but then I realize how toxic it actually is

This team is so frustrating.

@RealSpitfire And what does that make you?

The current Pope is a political hack. I say this as a Catholic. Not my Pope.

@jessicaobode @jaubreyYT What the FUCK are you talking about?? 😂😂😂

@jaubreyYT It isn't... It's a wonderful quote and pic btw. What would make it depressing if it's a black person receiving the tip... Some might say why black and not white.

Why are they acting like this isn’t an insanely depressing photo

@WhiteHouse BRUH HE FORGOT TO TIP

NO TAX ON TIPS! 💸

@Billyismyboss Imagine sucking off a politician lol

If you don't like Donald Trump then Fuck You.

@navdeezi @KarluskaP They are doing just fine lol

Dammmmmmmmmmmn

@MysterySolvents Happiness.

What happens when Trump dies?