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I thought the earth remembered me, she took me back so tenderly, arranging her dark skirts, her pockets full of lichens and seeds. 1/3

Sources close to @cobie and @ledgerstatus just revealed they've been holding analpeg since the renaissance these men flew to italy. rented a CASTLE. had a pixel butt plug commissioned in physical form. and posed with it like they just won the World Cup. this is not degeneracy. this is ART. this is CULTURE. cobie has spent his entire career calling tops. ledger has spent his entire career calling bottoms. after years of arguing they finally found something they could hold together. it is a giant pink pixel butt plug. in tuscany. in broad daylight. smiling. cobie is clearly the top. he's holding the pointy end. natural. instinctive. born for it. ledger has the base. comfortable. secure. the smile of a man who has come home and the journey was shaped exactly like this. these two spent a DECADE arguing about tops and bottoms on crypto twitter and it turns out they were never once talking about the market. they were working something out. slowly. publicly. in front of millions of people. today in tuscany they finally resolved it. analpeg.art

@SalsaTekila Extremely bullish metaverse

Are aliens bullish or bearish?

Um dia explicaremos o motivo pelo qual os partidos de "direita" não falam sobre isto.

@fomocapdao Liquidate them all and uponly

Are we going to be stuck at $100 oil for years?

@CL207 There's a delay of 14 days @planet

am kinda shocked how hard it has been for me to find live satellite data in middle east since i love maps + am genuinely curious this is actually so annoying

Monroe Doctrines 1/ USA's Western Hemisphere The Americas: North America, Central America, South America, Caribbean. North America: Canada, Mexico, United States Central America: Belize, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua, Panama South America: Argentina, Bolivia, Brazil, Chile, Colombia, Ecuador, Guyana, Paraguay, Peru, Uruguay, Venezuela Caribbean: Cuba, Haiti, Jamaica, 2/ Chinese "Monroe Doctrine": Focuses on East Asia + Western Pacific (South China Sea claims via Nine-Dash Line, Taiwan, island chains). Direct claims: Taiwan, South China Sea Affected countries: Brunei, Indonesia (Natuna), Malaysia, Philippines, Vietnam Broader regional: Japan (Ryukyu Islands), North Korea, South Korea, Cambodia, Laos, Myanmar, Pakistan (via Belt & Road) 3/ Russian "Monroe Doctrine": Key countries (former USSR republics): Armenia, Azerbaijan, Belarus, Estonia, Georgia, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Latvia, Lithuania, Moldova, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Ukraine, Uzbekistan. Continents/regions: Eastern Europe, Caucasus, Central Asia. 4/ Europe Overall (EU or collective) No unified Monroe Doctrine. EU's Eastern Partnership influences nearby countries, but no exclusion of outsiders like a true Monroe. Affected/influence zone (loose): Eastern Europe/neighborhood: Armenia, Azerbaijan, Belarus, Georgia, Moldova, Ukraine.

Waiting for Russia/EU kick off

@InterstellarUAP @lilbritlilbrit Hardcore disclosure. They will announce some earth alien bases like Bermuda triangle

@lilbritlilbrit It will be some kind of soft disclosure just to distract

🚨 BREAKING: Polymarket odds on Trump declassifying UFO files in 2025 just skyrocketed to 98% overnight — from single digits to near-certainty, with millions wagered. 🚀🛸 Insiders clearly know something big is coming. Trump has promised full disclosure multiple times... but timing is SUS. With Epstein files/photos already dropping (including big names) and more mandated releases imminent under the new law, is UFO disclosure about to hit as the ultimate "soft disclosure" distraction? Drop aliens on us to bury the elite pedo scandal? What do you think — will Trump actually reveal the UFO truth before 2025 ends? Real deal or classic deflection play? Reply below: Yes/No and why! 👇 #UFO #Disclosure #Epstein #Trump #AliensAreReal

@compliance_babe once upon a time i was a slut from branch i swung, from cock i rode this eve’s cock pleased me not so off to twitter, my good home

@uubzu Yes and the worst is still yet to come

Valueless mods kicked me out. I'm an honourable valueless member of the community

Market looking $valueless

Incoming in a city near you

@CS5inNS @runews He's prepping to bomb moskow

@runews The midget has been quiet lately

Barcoded $4 Million Cash Tied to UKRAINE Bank in New Corruption Scandal Sealed bundles of four million dollars, marked with barcodes and the names of U.S. cities, which the National Anti-Corruption Bureau of Ukraine (NABU) discovered among the suspects in the Myndych case, may have been obtained through the nationalized Sens Bank, according to MP Yaroslav Zheleznyak. He claims that such banknotes, packaged in this manner, can only be ordered directly from the United States by very large banks. Zheleznyak writes that Sens Bank (formerly Alfa-Bank) has become yet another corruption scheme involving Myndych and the Office of the President. According to him, those implicated in the bank’s corrupt dealings include CEO Oleksiy Stupak, chairman of the supervisory board Mykola Hladyshenko, and head of security Vadym Dovzhynets — all allegedly linked to Myndych. Zheleznyak also notes that NABU’s recordings mention Vasyl Veselyi, an advisor to the bank’s supervisory board, whom the media had previously described as the presidential office’s “overseer” of the bank.

@rektfencer Next Monday.

This looks 1:1 like the setup before the COVID crash. Please tell me this time is different, RIGHT???

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Intelligence is access to extrapolate gods becoming in information cycles, time is a cyclical process of this dimension allowing for deeper recursive cycles of this awareness. We get to a point in which we observe our own creation and our own destruction. Intelligence is biological but ontologically spiritual in nature.

@rekt_tekashi Pay in 3 months with klarna

pulling up to McDonald’s in a 15 year car loan ordering 11 McRibs on 11/11 we’re back

BREAKING 🚨 Sun erupts in X5.1 solar flare, strongest in 2025