Dan Church

Fuck you Wendy.

@Tesco I bought a box of diet cokes in your March store today. When I got home I found it looks like someone had given it a good kicking. 2 of the cans were split and completely empty. And this box was the least battered one on the shelf.

@BrightsideInsur, my truck is insured through you and has just been stolen of my dads driveway. I have a crime ref no but I can’t contact you as I’m currently in the USA. How can I please report this to you?

@C4Gogglebox @studiolambert @sallyewatkins1

George was part of the Gogglebox family for eight series alongside his mum Linda and step-dad Pete. Our thoughts and deepest condolences are with Linda, and George’s family and friends at this very sad time. The family have asked for privacy.

@RATW_official @sallyewatkins1

#RaceAcrossTheWorld is returning! 🌏🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️ It all kicks off on 10th April as five teams battle it out in a breathtaking 15,000km race across Eastern Asia. Read more 👉 bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/20…

@unitedhan I think one of the major points is the fact some of these women are employed simply to tick a box. I’ve no problem with women being involved in the male game but some of them don’t belong in front of a camera or microphone and are only there to check that diversity box.

@MartinSLewis £2537 to date from TopCashback, plus over £115 since April on my chase current account, plus Tesco points from a Tesco credit card and over 10 free nights earned on hotels.com

Any cashback champions out there? How much do you earn in a year from cashback (counting debit/credit card and any cashback sites)... looking for someone to inspire others for the MSE weekly email

@ReturnofR Royal Blood in a small side tent at Boardmasters festival with about 4 other people.

Who were the biggest band you got to see in the smallest venue?

@MartinSLewis Happy with separate charges, just wish they would stop the endless “are you sure” option’s. I’ve said I don’t want a bigger bag 3 times now 😡 #ryanair #easyjet

Today's Twitter Poll: Should airlines be banned from charging separately for check-in luggage? Or is breaking it out a useful option so you can go cheaper hand luggage only. A King's Speech proposed ban on drip-pricing is meant to end lots of separate prices. While things like costs for printing a boarding card are outrageous, is there support for some flexibility on charge options, rather than a fixed all-in price. So let's focus on check in baggage

@absolutelyamyyy I’ve been. Lovely scenery and wildlife. Like another planet. Fairly easily accessible on a cruise.

Pointless poll of the day: Would you like to visit Antarctica?

@MrsFlowers007 Yes they do. Met a penguin in Dubai recently and they confirmed it.

@Kay_D_1501 Read them all, very good. Does get a bit predictable but there’s not many re occurring characters so each book stands alone.

Apparently there are 28 books in the Jack Reacher book series that can be read in any order!! How on earth are there that many books about 1 character without them following on from each other. Makes no sense to me. Can someone please explain before my bookworm brain explodes 😂

@BloodRedShoes Booked for Belfast. Can’t wait. Not seen you guys in a couple of years 🤘🏻

About last night in 🇫🇷Rouen! About 2 hours before the show started we heard it had also sold out. We’ve never sold out a French tour before 💕 Also. Belfast. come on now. make some calls or something.

@etzebatsu @ProfBrianCox There you go.

@ProfBrianCox dang, lucky. I wish I could see Antarctica.

This’ll confuse the Flat Earthers ….

@LMCDark_Angel 🤷🏼‍♂️

How old were you when you first did these things? Drop an emoji for the questions : 1. 11 2. 12 3. 12 4. 16 5. 13 6. 15 7. 16 8. 18 9. Late Twenties 10. 15 11. 8 12. 40

@misskaren1981 Inkadelic studios in Ibiza town. I’ve had 2 done there. Very cool studio full of really interest little bits and pieces.

So tempted to go in for a Tattoo😍

@sallyewatkins1 we will have to go and tour it again now.

@DFtm33 @BBCMOTD Yup, hat trick in 6-0 win v forest. Cheeky fiver on same away to West Ham for next game

@BBCMOTD What did he get in his next game? Want to know for fpl

Spooky! 🤯 Is Erling Haaland set for another 36 Premier League goals this season? #BBCFootball