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Dan Lane

@dandanlane

I really enjoy telling people exactly where they can go... I’m not rude, I’m a wayfinding designer. I’m also really funny.

east London Katılım Nisan 2021
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Dan Lane
Dan Lane@dandanlane·
@tempocontroller ‘Iconic’? 😂 what, a wall graphic that’s been there for about, ooooh, 20 years?
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ray@tempocontroller·
adding an AI logo to this iconic wall is horrendous i’m sorry
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Dan Lane@dandanlane·
@Luke_the_cat @henrywinter Some current and ex players usually come down to support and raise awareness etc. I imagine current player aren’t allowed to with them having a game every three days
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DS@Luke_the_cat·
@henrywinter Just the fans then….. none of the players?
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Henry Winter@henrywinter·
Forty Chelsea fans slept out at Stamford Bridge raising money for homeless charities. The club opened the East Stand, fans filed in, laid cardboard on the terrace floor, sleeping bags on top, and settled back for some chat, some sleep and a night under the stars… 1/2 #CFC
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Dan Lane@dandanlane·
@jdpoc Surely there will be some official record of her application as candidate with, I don’t know, the electoral commission or the Crewe council? There must be a paper trail somewhere.
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John O'Connell
John O'Connell@jdpoc·
I have a theory, and it’s a sound one based on past experience, that this candidate does not exist. No record anywhere, no social media, that’s a fake uniform. Reform have done this many many times before.
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Dan Lane@dandanlane·
@CinemaTweets1 This is the the most freezing cold take I’ve ever read on X.
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Dan Lane
Dan Lane@dandanlane·
@CFC_Carneyy I don’t know how to spell his surname but Michael Manciene?
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Lampard, Terry and ?? Only legends can name the other player.
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BBC Sport@BBCSport·
It costs £123 to buy a child the new England World Cup shirt and shorts 👕 The price of Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland kits have gone up too.
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Dan Lane@dandanlane·
@realrikkidoolan Why does every right winger on here have an ai avatar? Either they’re too scared to show their face or they’re a bot and don’t actually exist.
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Rikki Doolan
Rikki Doolan@realrikkidoolan·
Nott Forest PL player Taiwo Awoniyi showed his shirt saying God (Jesus) is the greatest. He’s now facing disciplinary from the FA. Yet they stopped games for fast breaks, and allowed writing on screen that said ‘Holy Month of Ramadan.’ We need consistency at the very least.
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WTL@EschatologyFB·
@Notwokenow You’re angry because a company that makes chocolate “eggs” isn’t putting “Easter” on its advertising, when neither chocolate nor eggs have anything to do with the resurrection of the Lord Jesus, and have paganized it? Focus.
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Kentucky Girl
Kentucky Girl@Notwokenow·
Cadbury has changed Easter to “This Season.” But they’re still profiting from selling Easter Eggs. Christianity is not shameful. It is not offensive. Not another dime should be spent on Cadbury products by any Christian. Anywhere. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
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Melo☔
Melo☔@Melo_lfc·
Goals in major competition finals Me - 0 You - 0 Bukayo Saka - 0
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Dan Lane@dandanlane·
@Yam_Nivek @alexphughes I bet he doesn’t even really think it’s broken. It’s just a line to parrot because he can somehow make money off it. Absolute weasel.
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Kevin May@Yam_Nivek·
Robert Jenrick complaining that the country is broken is like Fred West complaining that his patio is uneven.
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Warren Gunnels
Warren Gunnels@GunnelsWarren·
They want you to believe some undocumented immigrant making less than $8 an hour picking tomatoes is to blame for all your problems while 5 billionaires are racing to become trillionaires by replacing your job with a robot. Wake up and fight back.
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Dan Lane@dandanlane·
@siphillipssport @journalism_rp He simply isn’t at the required standard. We’re an elite club who is used to winning things. He’s not the right fit.
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Simon Phillips
Simon Phillips@siphillipssport·
The more you all talk about yet another shit Chelsea manager, the more the focus is diverted away from the people who hired him, the others before him, and built this squad that is far from good enough.
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Dan Lane@dandanlane·
@SkySportsNews He simply isn’t at the required standard. We’re an elite club who is used to winning things. He’s not the right fit.
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Sky Sports News
Sky Sports News@SkySportsNews·
🗣️ ''That was not good enough. The last week hasn't been good enough'' Liam Rosenior on the workload his squad have taken on after Chelsea were beaten 3-0 by Everton.
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Dan Lane@dandanlane·
@j_cfc1 @CFCDaily They won’t go external, they’ll look inside Blueco. They’ll go for someone in Strasbourg or the Chelsea age groups coaches. They don’t give a shit who manages Chelsea.
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J~@j_cfc1·
@CFCDaily I’m Rosenior out, but end of season, cos who tf would want to come in now and who is available
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CFCDaily@CFCDaily·
I don’t think we’re serious as it is but if Rosenior is coaching the Port Vale game that’s the final nail in the coffin for the season and frankly the whole sporting setup.
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Dan Lane@dandanlane·
@Young_Fish01 That’s right. Enrique would definitely leave PSG right now to come and coach Jamie Gittens. Of that I’ve no doubt.
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SINGLE@Young_Fish01·
🔵🚨| Chelsea Eye Shock Managerial Shake-Up: Luis Enrique, Fabregas & Filipe Luis on Radar” Chelsea are already exploring big-name replacements for Liam Rosenior after just six months in charge. Among the contenders: Luis Enrique, currently at PSG; club legend Cesc Fabregas, who’s managing Como in Italy; and former Blues left-back Filipe Luis, recently released by Flamengo. Stamford Bridge could be set for a seismic managerial shift this summer. [Via @SportsMole]
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Dan Lane@dandanlane·
@DonnaLouise1212 What’s that, tweet from a bot farm? Your story, the one that definitely happened, saw you helping an elderly Brit, one who probably did service during all them wars, and you reckon these illegals come straight off the boat & steal all our benefits? No way! Nice AI avatar, btw.
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Donna Louise
Donna Louise@DonnaLouise1212·
Ive just had to pay for an old ladies shopping in Aldi. The poor woman only had £5 & her shopping was 8.97. I could see she was extremely embarrassed passing things back to the cashier, it was heartbreaking. Meanwhile illegal invaders are given hotels, meals, & cash which they use for gambling & booze. What an absolute piss take. This & the previous government should hang their heads in shame!
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Dan Lane@dandanlane·
@SarahnatorX @BritishBastardX Fucking hell, you get so many comments from knuckle-dragging right wing xenophobes, I couldn't cope seeing this much rightist drivel all the time. 😭
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British Bastard 🇬🇧
British Bastard 🇬🇧@BritishBastardX·
🚨 Rumours are circulating that Kier Starmer could enforce a national lockdown over the recent case's of meningitis! Which would mean that he could cancel the May elections, He will do anything to stay in power! This man is truely an evil dictator that is hell bent on breaking every last chance of saving our country and the freedoms that we once enjoyed.
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