Dan Lane

@tempocontroller ‘Iconic’? 😂 what, a wall graphic that’s been there for about, ooooh, 20 years?

adding an AI logo to this iconic wall is horrendous i’m sorry

@Louis_Beneventi I considered losing a stone in January but… didn’t

But… Didn’t.

@Luke_the_cat @henrywinter Some current and ex players usually come down to support and raise awareness etc. I imagine current player aren’t allowed to with them having a game every three days

@henrywinter Just the fans then….. none of the players?

Forty Chelsea fans slept out at Stamford Bridge raising money for homeless charities. The club opened the East Stand, fans filed in, laid cardboard on the terrace floor, sleeping bags on top, and settled back for some chat, some sleep and a night under the stars… 1/2 #CFC

@jdpoc Surely there will be some official record of her application as candidate with, I don’t know, the electoral commission or the Crewe council? There must be a paper trail somewhere.

I have a theory, and it’s a sound one based on past experience, that this candidate does not exist. No record anywhere, no social media, that’s a fake uniform. Reform have done this many many times before.

@CinemaTweets1 This is the the most freezing cold take I’ve ever read on X.

Daniel Craig is the best James Bond ever. Enough time has passed. Sean Connery is second, but don’t get too nostalgic: all of Craig’s Bond films were hits, some more than others, but Craig never made a bad Bond film. That includes Skyfall- the best James Bond film ever made.

@CFC_Carneyy I don’t know how to spell his surname but Michael Manciene?

Lampard, Terry and ?? Only legends can name the other player.

@BBCSport @BBCMOTD Just don’t buy them. The price will soon come down.

It costs £123 to buy a child the new England World Cup shirt and shorts 👕 The price of Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland kits have gone up too.

@realrikkidoolan Why does every right winger on here have an ai avatar? Either they’re too scared to show their face or they’re a bot and don’t actually exist.

Nott Forest PL player Taiwo Awoniyi showed his shirt saying God (Jesus) is the greatest. He’s now facing disciplinary from the FA. Yet they stopped games for fast breaks, and allowed writing on screen that said ‘Holy Month of Ramadan.’ We need consistency at the very least.

@EschatologyFB @Notwokenow Guys, it’s a bot. They don’t even exist (eggist?). Save your energy for real discussions.

@Notwokenow You’re angry because a company that makes chocolate “eggs” isn’t putting “Easter” on its advertising, when neither chocolate nor eggs have anything to do with the resurrection of the Lord Jesus, and have paganized it? Focus.

Cadbury has changed Easter to “This Season.” But they’re still profiting from selling Easter Eggs. Christianity is not shameful. It is not offensive. Not another dime should be spent on Cadbury products by any Christian. Anywhere. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

Goals in major competition finals Me - 0 You - 0 Bukayo Saka - 0

@Yam_Nivek @alexphughes I bet he doesn’t even really think it’s broken. It’s just a line to parrot because he can somehow make money off it. Absolute weasel.

Robert Jenrick complaining that the country is broken is like Fred West complaining that his patio is uneven.

They want you to believe some undocumented immigrant making less than $8 an hour picking tomatoes is to blame for all your problems while 5 billionaires are racing to become trillionaires by replacing your job with a robot. Wake up and fight back.

@siphillipssport @journalism_rp He simply isn’t at the required standard. We’re an elite club who is used to winning things. He’s not the right fit.

The more you all talk about yet another shit Chelsea manager, the more the focus is diverted away from the people who hired him, the others before him, and built this squad that is far from good enough.

@SkySportsNews He simply isn’t at the required standard. We’re an elite club who is used to winning things. He’s not the right fit.

🗣️ ''That was not good enough. The last week hasn't been good enough'' Liam Rosenior on the workload his squad have taken on after Chelsea were beaten 3-0 by Everton.

@siphillipssport @journalism_rp Not at all. I think most fans know the problem is with the fuckwit SDs, but what can we do about it?

@j_cfc1 @CFCDaily They won’t go external, they’ll look inside Blueco. They’ll go for someone in Strasbourg or the Chelsea age groups coaches. They don’t give a shit who manages Chelsea.

@CFCDaily I’m Rosenior out, but end of season, cos who tf would want to come in now and who is available

I don’t think we’re serious as it is but if Rosenior is coaching the Port Vale game that’s the final nail in the coffin for the season and frankly the whole sporting setup.

@Young_Fish01 That’s right. Enrique would definitely leave PSG right now to come and coach Jamie Gittens. Of that I’ve no doubt.

🔵🚨| Chelsea Eye Shock Managerial Shake-Up: Luis Enrique, Fabregas & Filipe Luis on Radar” Chelsea are already exploring big-name replacements for Liam Rosenior after just six months in charge. Among the contenders: Luis Enrique, currently at PSG; club legend Cesc Fabregas, who’s managing Como in Italy; and former Blues left-back Filipe Luis, recently released by Flamengo. Stamford Bridge could be set for a seismic managerial shift this summer. [Via @SportsMole]

@DonnaLouise1212 What’s that, tweet from a bot farm? Your story, the one that definitely happened, saw you helping an elderly Brit, one who probably did service during all them wars, and you reckon these illegals come straight off the boat & steal all our benefits? No way! Nice AI avatar, btw.

Ive just had to pay for an old ladies shopping in Aldi. The poor woman only had £5 & her shopping was 8.97. I could see she was extremely embarrassed passing things back to the cashier, it was heartbreaking. Meanwhile illegal invaders are given hotels, meals, & cash which they use for gambling & booze. What an absolute piss take. This & the previous government should hang their heads in shame!

@DonnaLouise1212 Bot

@SarahnatorX @BritishBastardX Fucking hell, you get so many comments from knuckle-dragging right wing xenophobes, I couldn't cope seeing this much rightist drivel all the time. 😭

@BritishBastardX They're like this, but not cute & smell. 😭

🚨 Rumours are circulating that Kier Starmer could enforce a national lockdown over the recent case's of meningitis! Which would mean that he could cancel the May elections, He will do anything to stay in power! This man is truely an evil dictator that is hell bent on breaking every last chance of saving our country and the freedoms that we once enjoyed.