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@ZackPolanski Zack you have not completely convinced me but you have my vote because I think you deserve a chance.

Thanks for all the lovely comments!!!. As I said - you can end Rip off Britain by voting Green. As I also said, you can really annoy Ed Balls and GMB when those great results come in! #VoteGreen

@vitt2tsnoc I would accidently fall down and my fist would not mean to connect with his nose

I fucking hate shit like this. I’d punch this twat in the cap.

@memechaotic Social Media ironically

I'm curious.

@ClayTravis Shut up your view is not recognised

England banning Kanye West from entering the country because of his past comments is insane. No American citizen should be barred from entering England for any public commentary on any subject, no matter how offensive, period.

@PhilMyers53 Unpatriotic garbage from a shit rag

WHAT A SHIT RAG Trump disrespects the UK and this SHIT RAG supports HIM? What ever happened to patriotism? SCUM MEDIA

@MightyKeef I get its a broken game but I cant stop playing it. I think I am broken...

Crimson Desert has terrible puzzle design and quest structure, at a fundamental level. Don't let people gas light you with the low IQ response of "You need yellow paint". The game is fun but has objectively terrible flaws and should be discussed, to make the game better.

@SuellaBraverman Ahh I see they have let you out on day release again....they will never learn.

Global warming?!? Just over a week to go until Easter and we need to get our big coats back out! I wouldn’t mind a bit more global warming to be honest, right now.

@implausibleblog If only...

French Foreign Minister Jean-Noël Barrot, "Let us say to our British friends" "If they stand ready to return to the EU Single Market with all associated privileges and duties" "They will be be met with open arms" Sounds like a plan. Who's in?

@Azariel91 Shes prob a racist fuck and he is being and awkward prick. Now everybody shut the fuck up and move on

I hope that you got her FIRED! He talked wayyyyy too much. Just be there and leave her standing. That would have tickled her nerves better. Too much attention for her or too many views

@GuntherEagleman Ohh look at me I did a booboo and now I need help!!!

🚨AMERICA'S SO CALLED "ALLIES" JUST FELL RIGHT INTO PRESIDENT TRUMP'S TRAP, EXPOSED AS TOTAL FREELOADERS Time to leave and defund NATO.

@DanielVavra (s)

Took the kids to Comicon. Which Alien movie should we watch together tonight? 🤔

@LBC @NickFerrariLBC Currently the USA is no lover of Europe yet they expect us to come when they whistle. No playing that game.

“It made us look ridiculous.” Former Defence Secretary Sir Ben Wallace reminds @NickFerrariLBC that the US is ‘the cornerstone of European safety’, and we should have ‘definitely agreed’ to let them use our bases.

@tobyasky Been in that situation myself its easy to say what you're gonna do. Cos you will lose through numbers. Me I grabbed one of the cunts and strangled the fuck out of them as I got beat. If you go down take as many as you can with you.

@the sun Mandy and Andy caught Red Handy. Have that one for free.

@Scaramucci @novogratz Get it but there is one important that needs to be addressed. If people cannot afford it then it is useless.

We just hit the “oh sh*t” inflection point with AI, says @novogratz Twenty years ago, your car got maybe 2x better over two decades. Now we’re seeing technology improve 10x, 20x — every year. That’s not linear. That’s exponential. We’ve never lived through anything like this. AI isn’t a parlor trick anymore. It writes, it reasons, it synthesizes. Sometimes it feels like the smartest person in the room. That should excite you — and unsettle you. Because when tools compound at that rate, entire industries don’t evolve… they transform. The question isn’t whether this is real. The question is whether you’re adapting fast enough.

@NoContextBrits Does somebody want my mushrooms?

What word comes to mind when you see this?

@owenjonesjourno I wonder if Nige would close the door?

One of the most surreal answers I've ever been given.

@patrickklepek That's interesting Patrick as a father of a 3 year old. My little boy has picked us the odd curse word from me, how did you turn it around or did your children never swear. Intrigued to know and if you have any tips!

My personal answer is, uh, no. I don't think swearing is a big deal. My wife and I swear in the house all the time, yet our kids don't swear. They understand things are different for kids and adults, same way things are different when they hear a swear in a video game or movie.

Every family has a different approach to swearing. An interesting question over at @crossplayblog: should video games let you mute swearing? crossplay.news/p/should-video…

@Nigel_Farage That is a special kind of utter bollocks statement

BREAKING NEWS I am putting Reform UK on a general election war footing. 🚨 x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@bmay He's also a cunt

He needs a nurse, not a book.