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@RebelsBTA @tRealPeterNorth @CollegeFBPortal @LSU @LSUbaseball @HooverPD This isn’t about fans, this is about parents of athletes. Distinctively different

@tRealPeterNorth @CollegeFBPortal @LSU @LSUbaseball @HooverPD Don’t try to deflect. This is about yall as fans not Lane 😂

NEW: Security was kicking out LSU parents after their final game and a HEATED exchange broke out. Wild 😳

@LeVeonBell @FearedBuck Lev don’t be so damn soft

@FearedBuck she’s 1000% correct

Chelsea Handler goes off on Tony Hinchcliffe and Shane Gillis over their “racist” jokes at the Kevin Hart Roast on Netflix, saying White people should not joke about Black people that way, comparing it to making rape jokes.

@kyiontyler3 @Official414 Lmao

@Official414 Travis hunter bout to make a lot of noise these next couple seasons on both sides

There was and he was forced to retire early

@tinky1966 @NickRodecap When you turn your hazards on, it should be indicating that you are stopped. It’s similar to having a turn signal on incorrectly, you are putting it a false indicator of the driving situation

@NickRodecap Why do you care? I’m trying to understand why something that affects you in zero ways has pissed you off….unless you’re grifting….

If you aren’t driving a semi, there is no reason to turn your hazard lights on when driving in the rain. Anyone who engages in this behavior should have their license revoked. It is beyond needless.

@RealJamesWoods Ehhh….

Not “nearly,” but absolutely every time Hades appears in any iteration, I do his voice. I was in the studio just a few weeks ago in fact. I love this character, and the creative team at Disney never fail to do top notch work.

@TheEXECUTlONER_ Claim your intersection, and help keep traffic moving. It’s not that complicated of a judgment to make

This man finds it extremely aggravating when you are in a left hand turn lane and the car in front stops at the white line. He says you pull into the middle of the intersection and take control of the intersection and wait there. If oncoming traffic doesn’t let up, you turn as the light is about to turn red and oncoming traffic stops. Many said that defensive driving classes tell you to stay behind the white line until you can make a turn and have a safe exit and this causes accidents. He says that any CDL class will tell you to take control of the intersection and pull up to the middle of it, that way everyone isn’t waiting three rotations to get through the light. What do you do? How do you drive? Do you stay behind the white line or do you pull into the intersection?

@OrevaZSN Just need one of these bad boys

Microsoft Teams has this horrible feature that automatically marks you as “Away” if you haven’t moved your mouse in a few minutes and you can’t even override it. You look away from the screen for 5 minutes and suddenly it will swear you fled the planet.

@RepJackKimble I really wanted to this this was a parody page…

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

@ThrillaRilla369 Ginger ale

What’s the nastiest Soda? The one you still wouldn’t drink, even if it was the last one in the house. I’ll go first: Dr Pepper

@joelmdickes @primovino99 @texmetro @OleTimeHardball It’s undeniable fact that the Steelers turned it down, don’t make yourself look dumb on the interweb.

@primovino99 @texmetro @OleTimeHardball I love that Steelers fans sleep better at night believing that BS. m.youtube.com/watch?v=wRlx6b…

Top 10 NFL Team Nicknames

@FoylesC @OxfordPolice @ItsMeMTJohnson 🗑️

@OxfordPolice @ItsMeMTJohnson I think that the Vaught should go totally silent when the LSU team and Kiffin enter the field… I wouldn’t let the Tigers even bring their pep band - or, I’d do to them what we used to do at Florida State- put the band up high in a corner where nobody could hear them.

@JoePostingg Make sure you listen all the way through the end credits of each episode

The Marines accidentally call in an artillery strike on themselves. A panicky squad blows up an innocent town for no reason. The battalion commander is insane. One of the Marines is an actual neo-nazi.

Started Generation Kill and was surprised by how good it is. Just a really frank portrayal of a bunch of stupid kids fighting a stupid war as stupidly as possible.

@coolrillaman @outkast_ed @Skriptkeeper17 Stop feeding the troll

@outkast_ed @Skriptkeeper17 I literally just pulled 4 ticks off me, they don't bite me anymore I'm perfectly healthy you fool

👀 This is just Optics, guys. There's no need to worry. Just CGI

@kicksteer @humming640 @_Stemfem Just say you’ve never had sex with a woman…

@humming640 @_Stemfem Or maybe I wanna bust a fucking nut dawg 😭 😹

I'm not a porn addict so for the longest time I thought aftercare means kissing and cuddling after sex.

@Heis_kendos @AdamSchefter 🤖

@AdamSchefter Steelers just gave a KICKER $28M. Bro is making $7M a year to kick a ball. Meanwhile offensive linemen who actually block for a living get scraps. NFL is cooked

Steelers have agreed to terms with K Chris Boswell on a four-year, $28 million extension. The $7 million average per year ties him with Brandon Aubrey for highest paid kicker in NFL history, per CAA Football. Boswell is now locked in with the Steelers through the 2030 season.

@kingsolo4reall @AdamSchefter Just say you don’t know ball

@AdamSchefter $7M a year for a guy who kicks a ball 3-4 times a game? Meanwhile QBs are getting benched for missing reads. NFL officially lost its mind.

@WallStreetApes Disingenuous as fuck

McDonald’s scrambled eggs are made by dumping out eggs from a carton that says “Liquid Egg Product” So I looked into this, “Liquid Egg Product” and it’s exactly what you’d expect Used in this product is an ingredient derived from Black Mold Primary Ingredients are Pasteurized Whole Eggs and Citric Acid Citric Acid in America is actually pretty controversial It’s used as a preservative to prevent discoloration and extend shelf life in liquid eggs This commercially produced citric acid is made from fermentation of black mold It’s allowed because it falls under the FDA loophole GRAS (Generally Recognized As Safe) There has been extreme pushback against GRAS being legal because it’s essentially the honor system

@xenaosterberg @WallStreetApes @GuntherEagleman McMuffin still uses a fresh egg…

@WallStreetApes @GuntherEagleman Never eating another Egg McMuffin. In my day, we actually used real eggs, cracked into a round mold on the grill top. They were cooked fresh. Geezuz.

@StephenValus @Colorado_Z28310 @DudespostingWs

@danguthrie93 @Colorado_Z28310 @DudespostingWs You should be.

Kid gets a baseball at an MLB game and immediately decides to give it to the girl sitting behind him

@StephenValus @Colorado_Z28310 @DudespostingWs Lol no

@danguthrie93 @Colorado_Z28310 @DudespostingWs JEALOUS?