Danica (she/her)

Second day this week I’ve spent in bed in a dark room due to nasty head/neck ache, and I’m furious about it

@ateotbray It is literally all I want to do

i hope chappell keeps yelling at men in public it seems like no one wants to yell at men in public anymore

@TheAuthorGuy @ElieNYC I watched her swallow the word motherfucker the way only someone who has experience with ridiculous tantrums could do

@ElieNYC That's the mildest guess, but appropriate. I was going to go with "fuckstick."

Everybody is wondering what Harris was gonna call Trump after she said “this”… I’m going with “this fool.”

@TheAuthorGuy @FrankLuntz She should get some sort of award for self restraint

@FrankLuntz Muted "Bitch Please!" face? I give her credit for not laughing out loud at his nonsense.

Kamala Harris made those facial expressions during every Senate hearing. Not sure why none of her debate prep coaches told her to stop that. #Debate2024

@dumbbeezie None of us thought we’d live this long, dude.

@StevenRayMorris Is there anything as comforting and wholesome as the extras on the extended lotr set though?

My old and new testaments growing up:

I mean yes, I am drinking wine on the back porch and listening to phoebe bridgers, but I’m fine.

@pdxlawgrrrl We have one good looking city

@sportswithjohn What does the winner get?

@townsendyesmate My teenager calls this “re-hotting” and turns the taps with their feet, so they don’t even have to sit up. 😂

It’s not that I’ve given up all hope, but I will say that if I hadn’t already quit smoking cigarettes I probably wouldn’t bother now

Is there anything quite as humbling as having the hiccups as someone in their mid-40’s

Incorrect, it’s where we try out our new material.

@ryanositis @Dan_Christensen Oh, the stories about that van. 🤣

@Dan_Christensen In high school, I had a big Dodge van that my friends nicknamed the 'Millennium Pigeon'.

Pick your favorite alternative transit.

There are a lot of humbling moments in life, but searching for something and then realizing you’ve stashed it in your cleavage is right up there.

Made a pot of coffee this morning so strong it guarantees I’m going to be aware of every heartbeat for the next 6 hours.

@kayteterry @ryanositis There’s one that lives in a nearby pond that my kid has named Jumbo Joe

@ryanositis @kayteterry They’re so lovely and impressive, but my favorite thing about them might be their loud, irritated screech when people get too close.

@kayteterry Also, I grew up on the bank of the Willamette river slough, so I also have a soft spot for the Great Blue Herons that live there. Beautiful birds.

@Steve_Dangle This is a deeply unserious sport

Five minutes into the second period, the Canucks have one even strength shot. They lead the Predators 2-0.