daniel corral

917 posts

daniel corral

daniel corral

@daniel_suhhnn

Katılım Mayıs 2017
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trap dad
trap dad@dude_gang·
they had to circumcise me with the jaws of life
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Zito
Zito@_Zeets·
The texts between Conan, Will Arnett, and Jason Bateman are hilarious. Conan lost both of his parents and somehow joking about Bateman killing them is so dark and yet such a sweet way to help a friend grieve.
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𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚
𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚@Arealmfngl·
watched a guy carry a screaming toddler across the parking lot. he noticed me looking at him and said "he's mine, im not stealing him" and then before i could reply he added "if i was gonna take one, it definitely wouldn't be this a**hole" 😭
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GREGY
GREGY@Gregy_Online·
yelling "you already did that move" at a stripper
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Vi
Vi@vurpuz·
This is killing me because she is dead serious 😭
Vi tweet media
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GAS STATION QUEEN
GAS STATION QUEEN@fuckassriley·
Sometimes the stripper really does like you
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🌴
🌴@RICKYVIICE·
i pulled out a banana at work for a lil snack & my co worker looked at me and said “oh its banana time ?” then proceeded to pull out a banana of his own and tried to toast bananas with me. i wanted to kill this nigga
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Aphex Twink
Aphex Twink@aesthete_angel·
is there a mister ogynist? i'd be much more comfortable speaking to him
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Jomboy Media
Jomboy Media@JomboyMedia·
Nothing better than a moment that makes the broadcasters go completely silent
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tanya
tanya@Tanya_Sabrinaaa·
[replying to my sister's text] ...and is there a mister carriage?
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ppigg
ppigg@s4m31p4n·
I’m trying to find the slurs to describe this girl without being disrespectful
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goma
goma@soigomaa·
Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight & his nose hasn't moved an inch
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big headass bong yoda
big headass bong yoda@gummysalamander·
you’re telling me a chick peed in this salad
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Trill Withers
Trill Withers@TylerIAm·
That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir
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chatpile roan
chatpile roan@chatpileroan·
cranking hog or hogly cranking
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evil beetle soup
evil beetle soup@madscientitz·
stop eating cobbler with the gobblers and come eat sherbert with a pervert
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Malcolm 🔻
Malcolm 🔻@SookiKanban·
I’m at dis Mexican restaurant rn and have just discovered that a Torta is an actual food item and not just an “affectionate” word for a chubby Latina
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