Dan Hall

You don't have to be a grammar pedant to work here, but it help's

@waterbringer @treswritesstuff Yeah, the whole take is nonsense

@danieljohnhall @treswritesstuff If you look at his filmography from the last ten years, Edge of Tomorrow and Maverick are right there!

anybody in Hollywood would commit real actual murder, like the kind republicans are convinced they do in the name of Baphomet, to have been in even just three or four of the twenty-something bangers in Cruise’s filmography

@AlboMP Whoa, awesome. I wish the current government would do it. Remind me who that is again…?

Hear it here first: a re-elected Labor Government will wipe 20% off your student debt.

@realDonaldTrump This isn’t true man. This is some nonsense. I think someone gave you some bad info here man

If Kamala wins, you are 3 days away from the start of a 1929-style economic depression. If I win, you are 3 days away from the best jobs, the biggest paychecks, and the brightest economic future the world has ever seen. Kamala’s inflation nightmare has cost the typical American family $30,000 dollars in higher prices—and now, she wants to impose the largest tax hike in American history, and raise your taxes by $3,000 dollars a year. I will massively cut taxes for workers and small businesses—and we will have NO TAX ON TIPS, NO TAX ON OVERTIME, and NO TAX ON SOCIAL SECURITY benefits!

Once went on a date with someone who proudly proclaimed “I’m either on time, or I’m not”, and I was like… that’s the two options

@grugstan Oh man, 100% this. A sea of flyers that say vague stuff like “A fairer local government and an end to corruption!” with zero about what they actually believe or want to do.

@eudaemonea @3vanSutton “I dunno man, it says ‘federal wallet inspector’ right here on this guy’s business card, seems legit”

@3vanSutton it says "track the election odds in real-time" bro

@CelluloidWhisky Bernthal?

@authoradambray @RobertGarcia Shut uuuuuup

I’ve written for Star Wars so I’ll take that one and leave the others for someone else invested in them. The George Lucas that wrote Star Wars was not a 2024 Progressive. He was a 1960s anti-establishment liberal. Those are entirely different, contradictory ideals. He was against big corporations, big Pharma and Wall Street, against invading foreign countries with our military, he was pro free-speech & anti-censorship… and thus he was basically against everything the Democrat Party of today now stands for. These ideals were baked into Star Wars. George Lucas believed in forgiveness and redemption for all who seek it, as seen in Luke & Vader’s relationship. Democrats of today believe in canceling people and destroying their lives for even the smallest statements on social media that violate the sacred woke code. Yoda said “Size Matters Not.” He taught that character matter, not your appearance. But woke Democrats of today, in contrast, value demographics like skin color, gender and sexual choices above all else. Progressives gate-keep and “other” people, shutting them out of conversations and opportunities with their racist DEI. The Rebels of Star Wars fought against a regime that controlled the mainstream press. The Empire controlled the official narratives and they censored all objections. They conspired with corporations to silence all criticism. They weaponized the legal system against anyone that stood in their way. The Empire controlled all the large corporations. They owned the military industrial complex. They dominated and dictated every aspect of the culture. In this way the Democrat party of today embodies everything the Empire of Star Wars stood for. The Republicans, Conservatives and supporters of Trump stand against the all-powerful establishment ruling every aspect of this country now. They are now the mavericks. The Republicans now embody the ideals of the Rebels of George Lucas’s Star Wars. “I’ll never turn to the dark side. You have failed, your highness.” - Luke Skywalker

Superman is about immigration. X-Men is about diversity and civil rights. Star Wars is about fighting facism. Star Trek is about equality. If you enjoy these fandoms you are inherently reading progressive stories. The good guys always fight nazis and billionaire villians.

@TomTaylorMade Look, we’re just in the brainstorming mode.

@danieljohnhall I was with you up until cake.

Then, you'll be happy about what I'm working on today. ⚔️

RECORD EXEC: So, what are you guys… a bunch of “beach boys”?? KURT COBAIN: No sir

@RhunWords Anyone questioning the significance of Dress to Impress just needs to spend ten minutes around my daughter

@IDF Shut the fuck up you evil pieces of shit

“Tonight, I am going to declassify intelligence on a site that we did not strike—where Hezbollah has millions of dollars in gold and cash—in Hassan Nasrallah’s bunker. Where is the bunker located? Directly under Al-Sahel Hospital in the heart of Beirut.” Listen to IDF Spox. RAdm. Daniel Hagari as he exposes Hezbollah’s finance hub hidden underneath a hospital:

@Ant4534 Hayley is all of us when this happened.

I’ve never seen Australian Survivor but that’s not-

Honest question, one that everyone should be able to answer: Do Gazans have a right to violently resist their own dispossession? Or are they obligated to submit to being forced from their homes and ethnically cleansed?

@GailSimone With the success of the MCU, especially the Avengers movies, you could make an argument for Black Widow.

Probably Captain Marvel, or Storm. I’d love to say Invisible Woman but her reach outside of the FF has been kind of limited.

@EFischberger If Israel didn’t want to be called bloodthirsty maybe they should stop thirsting for blood

I spent months warning people about Bisan Owda, the PFLP member who was nominated—and now won—an Emmy award. I warned about the blood libels and disinformation she was constantly spreading. Now, her lies have reached their zenith, with 330,000 likes in just 13 hours. In one single post, she refers to "thirst for blood" and appropriates the Holocaust by inventing—out of whole cloth—that Israel is separating the strong from the weak in Gaza in a single file line and then either executes them, burns then alive, rapes them, or steals their organs. Congratulations, @AdamS. You gave this person television's highest honor.