Dan Metzger

@DrClownPhD RANCID TEE

@MBTA Gah.

Green Line B branch: Delays of about 20 minutes due to autos blocking the track near Washington St. Trains may stand by at stations.

Here’s a word we all should be using a little more these days: resist. The Words Federal Agencies Are Discouraged From Using Under Trump - The New York Times nytimes.com/interactive/20…

@PopCrave @WSJ He misquoted the lyric.

Travis Kelce reveals ‘1989’ is his favorite Taylor Swift era in @WSJ interview: “Blank Space was one I wanted to hear live for sure. ‘I could make a bad guy good for the weekend.’ That’s a helluva line…I’ve never been a man of words. Being around her, seeing how smart Taylor is, has been f—ing mind-blowing. I’m learning every day.”

Please stay hydrated!

I am once again participating in an Out of the Darkness Community Walk and asking if you might donate any amount to the cause of preventing suicide. Contributions help fund education, support groups, and more. Consider donating whatever amount you can: supporting.afsp.org/participant/28…

NPR HQ, 3:54am. The Uber driver, an immigrant from Eritrea, had on the local NPR station on the way here, and when we arrived he said, “It’s not only my channel, it’s my English teacher.”

I was recently diagnosed with a host of neurodevelopmental disorders and learning disabilities! At 46! I go through the full diagnosis/prognosis on the @thesunnypodcast (which drops in 2 weeks) It’s not something I would normally talk about publicly but I figured there are others who struggle with similar things and I wanted to remind you that you’re not alone. You’re not stupid. You’re not “bad”. It might feel that way sometimes. But it’s not true :)

“It is pretty tough sometimes to live in a country that you love so much you would die for, but it doesn’t love you back.” Veterans react to the Supreme Court's affirmative action decision as a "slap in the face." trib.al/LR1NPQt

@KenyattaFilm @RoxFilm @alroker @malcolmkenyatta @drmattkenyatta Amazing film and discussion!

Hey Boston! We hope to see you tonight at 8pm for our @RoxFilm screening! Tix available here: eventbrite.com/e/roxfilm-keny… @alroker @malcolmkenyatta @drmattkenyatta

Happy #EarthDay! Today and every day, when we work together, we can make it easier for everyone to be green. 💚🌎

@BraKahan @Jeopardy So did I!

@Jeopardy My dumb self focused too much on the "staccato" part and thought the answer was Inspector Clouseau from The Pink Panther

We have a fun Final Jeopardy! category for you tonight: Movie Theme Songs 🎥 Now here's your clue: youtu.be/K2H6aeIFa0U

@holy_schnitt it’s the worse. great opportunity to read a new book :)

@holy_schnitt Every day is a rave when you’re a morning glow stick

I honestly think I need a live-in chiropractor like idk what i’m doing in my sleep but every morning I swear my whole body needs to be cracked like a glowstick

@alisonbrie #boobsandbush

You might’ve caught a glimpse of my merkin in that last scene! #laughandlove #SomebodyIUsedToKnow

#DeptofCongrats: Memoir Incubator Grad @GinnyDeLuca’s essay “My Husband Left Me At 60 To Have A Baby With A Younger Woman. Here's What It Taught Me.” was published in @HuffPost. She was encouraged, supported, & mentored by her instructor and classmates. ✍ ow.ly/IgNt50MMe9O

This very popular photo captured by Timothy C. Roth from Task Force Turtle portrays a snapping turtle that emerged after hibernation carrying the "earth" on its back [read more, full story: buff.ly/3IFhlJ5]

@AnicaSeelie I can smell this tweet.