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Roboto Dan

@danjwakeling

They/Them - 2022 So You Think You're Funny Semi Finalist - 2023 sketch off quarter Finalist - Writer for The Treason Show and ClapBack Club

Katılım Mayıs 2021
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Roboto Dan@danjwakeling·
Grok, put a round in the chamber and just spin that barrel against my forehead baby
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Alonso Gurmendi
Alonso Gurmendi@Alonso_GD·
Sounds like his coffee shop actually can afford a £15 wage
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Peter McCormack 🏴‍☠️🇬🇧🇮🇪@PeterMcCormack

A minimum wage of £15 would end my coffee shop, it would have to close, as would many other businesses. I’ll explain for the economically illiterate. Staff costs are currently half our costs, a £15 minimum wage is actually more than £15 an hour for the company, because you have to add: - 12.07% holiday - Sick pay - Maternity pay if and when required - National insurance - Pension contributions These costs would mean the shop loses money because remember, energy costs are up, rates are up, regulations are up. Now you can pass these costs onto the consumer - that would mean charging a lot more for coffee, people won’t pay it. The likes of Starbucks and Costa can, because they have economies of scale. The independent doesn’t. Now the little socialist will say well this is your fault, if you can’t run a business that can afford to pay its staff properly, but the little socialist has never run a business and does not understand the dynamics. Now I could pay some staff off and fill those hours myself or reduce us to one staff member during certain periods - but this proves the point that a minimum wage costs jobs. There was a time when these jobs were done by kids, perhaps on the weekend, paid a lower wage, no holiday and no silly employment rights. Perhaps they were even paid cash. The dynamic worked and small businesses like this could operate. It was also a great first job. Sadly now it isn’t worth employing entitlement youngsters at this level of pay. So alas, I don’t need the stress, the business would close, a number of jobs would be lost. Economics is about understanding these dynamics, no vibes. The cost of living is not solved through passing on inflation to the business, it is solved by ending high inflation and creating prosperity. This is what socialists don’t understand, they can’t create prosperity, they can only destroy it.

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cez@cezthesocialist·
If you don’t see what’s happening here, if you still think there is zero media bias against the Left, and no smear campaign going on against the Greens, you are completely deluded. The man arrested was a Reform voter.
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Humongous Ape MP
Humongous Ape MP@apesahoy·
Public transport is woke and soy and gender and Polanski. Trains are heroin and blue hair and Iran. Press send.
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hauntedmachine1817
hauntedmachine1817@hauntedmchn1817·
Love how "The Westminster lobbies somewhat reek of alcohol" has been effortlessly turned into "surely the stout yeoman MPs of England are allowed one single, solitary, succulent pint of wallop from Ye Toby Jug while wrestling with the great issues of political economy"
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NJ@NoJusticeMTG·
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Roboto Dan@danjwakeling·
Yes, just one more Betfred or AI ad and I will surely abandon my moral code. More please.
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Criminalsimpsons@Criminalsimpson·
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Luke@mothrasattorney·
J.K. Rowling last year tweeted that a transgender M&S employee “belonged in a police interview room” because she asked a customer and their daughter in the women’s department if they needed any help.
The Telegraph@Telegraph

✍️ "I almost feel sorry for Andrew Garfield. Imagine the impermeable, smug bubble of celebrity group-think you would need to live in to think it’s still fashionable to bash JK Rowling," writes Brendan O'Neill. 🔗: telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/03/2…

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Chappell Roan spotting a child in the audience
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