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@TheVillagraph @avfcned He’s also not a ‘fucking disgrace of a human’. He’s an exemplary human, does wonderful work outside of football. Needs to be moved on but completely sick of this headloss every time we lose a game, lest we forget the service of this man. Move him on, respectfully ffs

@avfcned Acting angry to pretend he cares. Can’t believe we kept him on

Geeza sounds like he got told he was being let go at half time

Ooh look at me, I’m Aston Villa and I’m gonna prioritise my European Semi-final instead of relegating Spurs for a laugh Pathetic.

@danbardell @J_Tanswell Can’t wait for the INSIDE Tanswell’s award win in lieu of analysis of the Fulham game!

Yes @J_Tanswell !!! “No chance” he said.

@MattCas04807118 @SalterScience Twitter in a nutshell. Built on misery. Marathon day is the best day of the year in London!

@SalterScience Do you know London?

This is how you start a week.👏👏👏 Wait until you see the crowd.😳 Beautiful moment.❤️

@Beardyface4 @apete001 @hauntedmchn1817 It does make a difference. But it’s primary an optics issue. You have the working class looking at their representatives enjoying a privilege they aren’t afforded, with the added issue that that same working class is subsidising that privilege through taxes. Bad look that surely

@apete001 @hauntedmchn1817 Didn't say that, just that in this instance it makes no material difference.

Love how "The Westminster lobbies somewhat reek of alcohol" has been effortlessly turned into "surely the stout yeoman MPs of England are allowed one single, solitary, succulent pint of wallop from Ye Toby Jug while wrestling with the great issues of political economy"

British MPs want to drink during the day and have their housing expenses covered by the state. Sounds to me like they are the real benefits cheats.

Historically the UK and Japan have exchanged their native plant species, cherry blossom trees being a main one, and since 2016 Japan has gifted over 7,000 cherry trees as a sign of friendship, that's why you randomly see them all over the country, this sort of thing has been going on for over a century now, a specific species of tree called the Tai-Haku actually went completely extinct in Japan for centuries, but a British ornithologist called Collingwood Ingram discovered a dying tree in someone's garden, and he was able to send cuttings over to Japan via the Tran-Siberian Express and successfully reintroduce the species back to Japan, so every Tai-Haku in Japan is descended from the cuttings of the last dying tree in existence, which just happened to be in a random garden in Sussex

« Ce soir une civilisation entière va s’éteindre à jamais » Dites-moi comment notre presse aurait réagi si l’auteur de cette déclaration avait été Vladimir Poutine…?

@Yadunknow34 @DazzaCumber @danielhavfc

The hate for Starmer is so fake and forced btw. Tories did FAR worse in those 14 years and people acting like it didn't happen.

That Louis Theroux documentary: v watchable and jolting but a bit too much ‘look at the dangerous weirdos’ and not enough ‘why are there so many dangerous weirdos and what’s the path out of the dangerous weirdos’ imo.

@AVFCStatto Fantastic news Statto, wishing you the best 💜🩵

Update: Went to see the specialist in Cardiff today and it’s good news. I have low risk Myelofibrosis which means I do not have to have any treatment (atm), they are just going to monitor my bloods every three months and see how it progresses. That’s the best case scenario right now. Thank you again to everyone who has reached out to me, it has meant the world.

Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun

EXCL: Zack Polanski overheard speaking loudly on his phone on a train saying there's shit loads of new green party members. And the Greens are going to win elections right across England and Wales in May. Join.greenparty.org.uk

*wife* how was work today sweetie? *me, sobbing uncontrollably* so there's this orphan baby monkey in japan name lil punch and all the other monkeys are so mean to him and he carries around a big stuffed monkey that he thinks is his mama and it's so sad because he just want to b

commenting “ai slop” on couples’ valentine’s day pics

This should be front page news but it doesn’t sow enough hatred, division or fear amongst the general population We are an island addicted to fucking misery

Winter is great because 2 months in you’re like that was neat but that’s enough of that. And then Actual Winter hits.

@ja2k13 @JPAngel18 @AVFC_Clayton Ease him in, same as Tielemans etc. in Unai we trust 🙌🏼

@JPAngel18 @AVFC_Clayton Will help him be around the squad and might not be ready to risk

Alysson deleted the matchday insta post? #AVFC

Good morning or as the Chinese say “good morning.” But in their own language