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Honestly it sucks that I’ve been on this website for 15 years and some insecure baby is gonna ruin all of that

I went to change my display name and got a great ad for not using this app anymore

@mik3y Ha, I was just reminiscing about (and subsequently re-implementing) this a few weeks ago!

Well after reading _that tweet_ I removed twitter from my phone. It’s such a minimal action but will have a huge effect on my consumption here. It feels weird spending so much time on what has become some maniac’s midlife crisis.

Elon is now replying in agreement to Lara Logan, who was recently banned from Newsmax for spreading conspiracies about a “global cabal” of UN officials who “dine on the blood of children”: news.yahoo.com/newsmax-drops-…

“I don’t live here, I have terrorized women, and I don’t know what pronouns are” was a NARROWLY losing message.

Fiddling with Mastodon today. Anyone using it or have recommended follows?

I want a World Cup version of the Great British Bakeoff

How close are we to this being a reality

I suspect all these events were foretold by Horse_ebooks and we weren't paying attention

Let's be clear. Eli Lilly should apologize for increasing the price of insulin by over 1,200% since 1996 to $275 while it costs less than $10 to manufacture. The inventors of insulin sold their patents in 1923 for $1 to save lives, not to make Eli Lilly's CEO obscenely rich.

Update: The Twitter wildfire is at 44 billion acres and 0% contained.

Going into hibernation to conserve energy that I’ll need to judge people who pay for the blue checkmark

It’s pretty simple: Google Meet (original) was previously Meet, which was the rebranded Hangouts Meet. Meet has been merged with Google Duo, which replaced Google Hangouts. Google Duo has been renamed Meet, and Meet has been temporarily named Google Meet (original), for clarity

Why is there a bright purple, constantly animating bar at the top of Twitter? Is this Elon’s doing?

@ryanmcgrath That’s what we get for saying it can’t get worse!

Autocorrect on the iPhone was always aggravating, but over the last few weeks of holding a baby and trying to use my phone I'm convinced it's actively trying to sabotage me.

@adamlaiacano @SouthwestAir I've never been able to make sense of twitter ads twitter.com/danmcgrath/sta…

Has anyone else noticed Twitter ads out of control in the last couple of days? I've probably had 1000 ads from various MLB teams. And...this ad from @SouthwestAir ? Are we shooting on planes now?