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*Hears someone say “well then”* Brain: Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Me: It seems we both have autism doesn’t it Alice

I take it back what I said about London

Me returning to work after a week off and my boss telling me I got shit to do #BabyReindeer #PiersMorganuncensored

Whoops.. 😅

Being independent is all fun n games until it’s time to do the bins

@KayTrot 😂😂 I do hope to follow in her footsteps, Nan was the main character 👑 Ah I know we missed you! Have a lush time 🥂🇵🇱

@AlyshaMartin LOVED those pictures. And Nanna back on her game, getting serenaded by that man. 😍 If I weren’t in Poland, I’d have been shimmying behind you 💃 😘

1 pint in the nursing home and I’m doing the konga

One thing about me and my sister is we’re both autistic

Hump day feels

Lysha just threw her bag in front of my feet in the airport and I full on face planted the floor. Not going away with her again

Tripped Dan up in the airport and she’s full on decked it

do u ever feel like a plastic bag

not only is it not Friday, it's not even Thursday

When it’s 9PM on a Sunday and ur still cleaning

maybe I should not have put the notebook on this evening. Sons crying

what if my sleeping schedule isn’t even bad but I’m just living on the wrong side of the world

Me promising lysha I’ll be on my best behaviour at her works do and won’t accidentally flash everyone or spew on the floor like the last two

Creme egg szn

this is how your email finds me

@KayTrot @zowiemartin The perfect way to finish off the Christmas festivities 🥂

@AlyshaMartin @zowiemartin All three of us can pass out on Craig’s bathroom floor tomorrow in solidarity. 😘

Thrilled to have passed THE DRUNK COUSIN role on to @zowiemartin & @AlyshaMartin.