Danny “Eater” Danger

Brian Harrison would have his shirt off standing at home plate pal. Keep hunchos name out of your mouth.

Nicotine + expresso + EDM = Superman Danny

Going on 4 months without touching a female. Starting to panic

Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.

@RiggsBarstool would tear up the course worse than dude perfect

Listening to @RiggsBarstool and @ForePlayPod complain about the masters and how they did things this year pisses me off. Just enjoy the week fellas who gives a shit. Riggs you’d jizz your pants to record yourself pumping 12 balls in the woods. Dude perfect is a better vid

Mastered Master’s Sunday #lank

- no girlfriend - gym 5x a week - same 3 friends - one delusional crush - 8 hours work - life is good

“get the egg salad guy on 16”

Watching old men run to golf balls in the rough gives me extreme cringe watching the masters.

@EddieMoney3762 A day on the course is better than a day in the office Eddie.

First tee time of the year tomorrow morning! Time to see what Eddie is made of! #DontExpectMuch

Two minutes from home trying my best not to get yack in the uber again

3 2 1 night at GABP will save Danny

Let’s focus on us. #evaporatemyself

Update, woke up to a text from hairdresser date that said “cut my ex’s hair last night, I’m not ready for something new yet.” Might retire from chicks for awhile.

When you realize you let it get too out of hand

Approaching 3 months post break up, had coffee with a hairdresser covered in tats and a bob haircut. She wants every piece of Danny.

Bag work

Danny held his first pair of fake boobs the other day mucking with a girl in Chicago at 4:30 am, will admit, not my thing anymore. Felt like if I squeezed them, they’d explode. Need all naturals.

#NewProfilePic #Rebrand