Mr. Clamsandwich

Hello friends. Some of you may have garnered from my various threats to taxis and Uber’s that I deliver food for a living on a bicycle. I am a bike messenger if that message is food.

@as_a_worker The second send cut send figures out how to laser through an 1” of mild steel a lot of these old timers are dunzo 😂

steel on top was cut at the fabrication shop, the vertical was out in the field just now. these mfs should be embarrassed for themselves

@GeoffreyTice This is such a good use of color and shape melding. Also for the longest time people were using Bebas Neue too much in design and I don’t know if this is that font but if not it’s still a really good use of a longer font in conjunction with other type.

only doing type heavy design now

@crulge IRL

@ItsDanSheehan Without harassing or breaking any barriers does anyone know the context of the crash? I’ve been a cyclist for like 15 years and living in Brooklyn for 7 and the fact that yet another person was struck on a bike here is now horrifically commonplace.

@GoodOleJon jon. I do.

@blimp_juice A cool t-shirt made out of steel called Solidari-TEE. Sunglasses, anthro t shirt with noodle arms and legs, maybe he’s just a graphic t?

Bud could be the best guy we’ve ever seen. But fully representing the diversity and breadth of DSA isn't something one guy should bear alone! ✍️Introducing a totally radical amendment to develop a true MASS-cot strategy. Let's bring Bud some buds!!!! bit.ly/budneedsbuds

@BoneJail Shirt

Mail Box Danger

@as_a_worker “A German man in Williamsburg wearing a million dollar pair of sandals will look bleakly at the sky exclaiming to no one “this Chinese food is so authentic”.

In NYC the tourists walk on the left side of the sidewalk.. they dawdle and walk five abreast.. they take forever at the metro card machine and enter the subway car before you exit. a french family with sulking teenagers in tow will ask for directions to the graffiti in bushwick

@huwlemmey @wtyppod

@whatsitpod @davetotheross @dumbcaleb Funkin’ Bungus

This week @davetotheross and @dumbcaleb are renaming DUNKIN’ DONUTS. Any ideas? We read our favorites on the show! We’ll go first: WE LET YOU EAT THE DISPLAY ONLY ONES

@whatsitpod @davetotheross @dumbcaleb Deathproof

This week @davetotheross and @dumbcaleb are renaming JURASSIC PARK. Any ideas? We’ll read our favorites on the show! We’ll start: JEFF GOLDBLUM’S CREATION MUSEUM

@IamAaronNaylor What a Capricorn!

It’s my birthday and all I want is for you to donate blood to me so that I can become a tick

@wtyppod Anything but a Trek. I’m sure they’re fine but they are huge shills for the cops and always donate tons of bikes to PDs.

e-bikes (electric bicycles) in philadelphia (city of angels, the charm city, In a Dream I Saw a City Invincible) which ones are good and where to buy asking for a friend but also me

@wtyppod Are you aware of the bus that became stuck and then became unstuck? gothamist.com/news/watch-stu…

Ponzi Scream Ep 62: Texas Ted Kaczynski w/ Jason Van Glass Comedian and Man About LA @JasonVanGlass disputes new revelations in the Texas energy price gouging. With @dannyfelts & @davidbradleyeye #texas #blackouts #tedkaczynski good-orbit.com/podcast/ponzi-…

#gamestop #SEC #socialmedia bebevco.com mediatechnicscorp.com @davidbradleyeye @dannyfelts @gabe_pacheco Also, look at the big brain on Brad: youtube.com/watch?v=RNgzOr…

BONUS PRESIDENTZ DAY EP w/ @dannyfelts soundcloud.com/poddamnamerica…

@IanKarmel @theleanover A good choice Ian.

@theleanover I got a Surly!

Broke my first 10 mile bike ride today! Lance Karmstrong on the pedals, brethren.

Ponzi Scream Ep 58: Your Classic Sports Car Ponzi Scheme good-orbit.com/podcast/ponzi-… Danny and Dave talk about sports #ponzischeme #amazon #bessemer #RWDSU @dannyfelts @davidbradleyeye @ponzi_scream On @GoodOrbit Indie Podcast Network

Ep 57 @ponzi_scream: GameStop in the Name of Love good-orbit.com/podcast/ponzi-… Gabe Pacheco (@gabe_pacheco) comes on to talk w/@davidbradleyeye & @dannyfelts about the moment Wall Street made the headlines #stonk #gamestop #memestock #robinhood #citadel #SEC #wallstreetbets #reddit