Daniel Hanson

The riddle I’ll never be able to solve: How did the UK, Italy, Spain, France, Germany, Canada and Australia collectively decide that confronting the world’s biggest state sponsor of terrorism, soon-to-be nuclear Ayatollah, sitting astride the global energy chokepoint, is simply “not their war”? How did the memory, experience, philosophy and logic of a millennium of Western civilisation simply vanish? Is TDS really that deadly a mental disease? Can anyone help decipher this puzzle?

@DerGermanTiger @itsbig2002 @livedarts Why

@dannyhanson @itsbig2002 @livedarts Then your first response didnt make any sense lol. If youre all for it then you shouldnt have tried to use his age as an excuse if you dont see anything wrong with it😂

Gian van Veen (via Viaplay): "I’m on 90, I miss double 15 on the inside, and then I see him celebrating towards the crowd. I don’t think that’s normal. And then he also makes that crying gesture… He’s a fantastic darts player, but today he showed he’s not a good loser. "Celebrating a miss from your opponent, that really annoys me. That’s why I gave him a look. The fact he then misses three darts at a double, that’s his problem."

@Moorie86 @itsbig2002 @livedarts Sanitising everything we need more mavericks who do unhinged shit

@dannyhanson @itsbig2002 @livedarts And? He’s a professional sports man. What ever your age in that environment you got show respect. Isn’t like it’s his first year

@Moorie86 @itsbig2002 @livedarts Bore off I hope he has more melt downs and is even more arrogant when he wins

@DerGermanTiger @itsbig2002 @livedarts Bring more of it

@dannyhanson @itsbig2002 @livedarts Lazy excuses and babying him for acting like a prick purposefully lmao

@DerGermanTiger @itsbig2002 @livedarts I'm all for it

@DerGermanTiger @itsbig2002 @livedarts Why can't you? Of course you can

@dannyhanson @itsbig2002 @livedarts Cant compliment him for how good he is at his age and excuse every single misstep he takes with the age argument. He should know better, and the arrogance simply got the best of him yet again

@darrenpjones @CHazelgroveMP Minimum wage

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@UNReliefChief @AH_AlSharaa @AsaadHShaibani @alexanderdecroo @syrianmofaex @UNOCHA @OCHA_Syria @ocharomena @OCHAFunds @UNDP @UndpSyria @UNinSyria Fuck off hahahaha

@itsbig2002 @livedarts He's a kid

@livedarts Littler on instagram after the game, genuinely such an embarrassing bloke

@LeilaniDowding @NewsFocusUK It's a total scam! The UK doesn't get any of its oil from the Strait of Hormuz!! We're being ripped off for no reason other than corporate greed!!

@NoToDigitalID How's this going to get put into law?

🚨NEW: The UK Free Speech Bill is 37 pages long, but section 13 is worth a read. “Prohibition by the state..”

@Ferretgrove Yes but his position can become untenable

Remember folks, voting in local elections does not remove prime ministers.

@FurkanGozukara This is what trump wants

Massive geopolitical shift. France and Japan are stepping in to de-escalate the Middle East and secure the Strait of Hormuz. They are completely bypassing Washington. The world is moving on from the Trump administration's disastrous warmongering.

@JakeWSimons Sausage fingered nonce

I’ve seen it all now

@UKCDS_MOD We used to be a serious country

Yesterday I was able to meet with President Al Sharaa of Syria. We discussed opportunities for closer collaboration to work towards longer-term regional stability through counter terrorism and on avoiding escalation during the ongoing conflict in the Middle East.

@GBPolitcs Cause he's a sausage fingered muzzy cunt

🚨BREAKING: Buckingham Palace has confirmed King Charles will not issue an Easter message this year

@csquaredfc @rioferdy5 Are you a fucking moron

@rioferdy5 He’s never contributed to them titles. Practically a benchwarmer the first few trophies

Gabby 🤦🏽‍♂️ He’s won 6 PL titles at 25 years old Got 10 G/A in Premier League this season (same as Saka, Watkins)

@adammocklerr Virgin

This is the funniest clip you'll see all day. Scott Jennings tries to use a military analyst to fact check me... and the analyst ends up backing me up on everything. WHOOPS!

@HFalconerMP @AH_AlSharaa @UKParliament Beyond parody at this point

Pleasure to welcome @AH_AlSharaa to @UKParliament this morning, on his first official visit to the UK. We’re committed to working with the Syrian Government to support an inclusive political transition and a secure, prosperous future for all Syrians.