Johnny DYOR💌

@DefiantLs Actually funny

Jimmy Kimmel: Stephen Miller is “so racist. Stephen Miller puts the ‘cist’ in white supremacist. He’s like if baby Hitler traveled in time to kill us.”

@Alojomora14 @FWPlayboy Romance is dead<3<3<3

@dannyxdisaster @FWPlayboy You are a romantic

Don't bother taking these sluts out on Weekends. Tuesday nights, Thursday nights (#1 PUA Closer night of the week), and Sunday nights work as well or BETTER.

@VoidStateKate Man

Telepathy exercise! I'm thinking of an animal. What is it?

@neppy Move to East Asian, you’re good fam.

$500k is easily enough to retire with if you are not a materialistic retard.

Al Gore told me in fifth grade that Cape Cod would be underwater by 2014.

@Teslimatttt Hybrid Strength @grok

Can someone explain to me like I'm 10, why Mark keeps getting stronger after every loss or beatdown, while older Viltrumites with way more experience don't seem to grow thesame way?

Liberals are correct. The Trump assassination attempt has to be staged because there's no reason why any person would want to harm Donald Trump. He's the nicest, most respectful human being ever. He represents the best of us.

BREAKING: Ilhan Omar husband's California winery suddenly closes amid investigation into her finances, per NYP

The Lakers are looking really good with LeBron as the #1 option. They just need to improve their defense a little and they could be championship contenders. They have a wealth of offensive weapons, so maybe trade one for a top defender... Maybe Luka for a DPOY level guy like AD?

LEBRON ALLEYOOP TO BRONNY 😭😭😭🔥

@hamptonism Open a short position and post it or stfu

so, is anyone gonna say anything…

Wow. What an incredible day of cheating on my husband. Now for the best part - leaving all the clues on social media

@unusual_whales I’ve seen this movie before

Germany says it plans to build Europe’s most powerful military by 2039.

@conquertheno @TheRealDudja Yippie Ki-yay Mr Falcon

What movie line is it?

Whenever a woman leaves... Act like she passed away. Works every single time.

Marcus Aurelius wrote this over 1800 years ago: “If it’s endurable, then endure it. Stop complaining.”

@Investmentkage Let’s see your position

Nvidia is out here creating generational wealth. But nah, you decided to be in an S&P 500 and chill guy.

@alpharivelino @LisaBritton Never say your feelings first, a very important rule.

@LisaBritton A good tip for men, especially young men, is to WAIT for her to say 'I love you' first. That can be difficult, since men are usually more romantic, but showing that self restraint makes it feel more real to her. I learned this from Roissy

My mom and I were having a conversation about dating. My stepdad, a man of few words, was sitting on the couch with his iPad. He casually chimes in “I played hard to get with her” (motioning to my mom) “Works every time.” I burst out laughing at his bluntness and my mom stared at him like she had been duped. But it got me thinking— Men: How many of you played “hard to get” with your current love?

Mike Vrabel said his actions aren’t indicative of who he is. Bro, you had AT LEAST a 6 year affair with a married woman. Every day for 6 years you lied to your family. Everyone knows who you are. You are a dirt bag.