Daniel Parisien

As well it should

@___frye @grok make him look real

what was going on with this guy anatomically. what are we looking at here

@yacineMTB The resources aren’t ours. They are the crown’s

canadians shouldn't be this poor given the natural resources we have available

El coreógrafo de Kung Fu, Woo-Ping Yuen, inicialmente no quería trabajar en “Matrix” Pidió una cifra desorbitada de dinero y el control total de las peleas, incluyendo entrenar a los actores durante cuatro meses antes de filmar. Los Wachowski aceptaron, y el resto es historia.

@sudoingX Patriot

hey if you're setting up hermes agent with a local model for the first time, i just opened my third PR to make it easier. when you point hermes agent at your local server during setup it now probes the endpoint and auto-detects your model. it finds what's running and asks you to confirm. and on fresh installs the setup wizard now triggers properly even if you have claude code or other tools installed on your machine. before this hermes agent would find those external credentials and skip onboarding entirely. you'd never get asked how you want to use it. tested on a my 3090 node with llama.cpp and locally with claude code installed. both paths work.

@goodcharls @VoidStateKate Uranus is not gay. Smart

@VoidStateKate It’s the only other homosexual planet in the lineup

Why is Saturn the only planet emoji aside from earth...

@tony_rdn Ce n’est pas nouveau. C’est plus vieux que le temps lui-même

on est en train de faire face a une toute nouvelle génération d’hommes soja qui prennent un malin plaisir à tailler les mecs qui prennent soin de leur santé et apparence pour se déculpabiliser de pas avoir la rigueur et la discipline nécessaire pour pouvoir le faire également

@derek__olson Mud fossils

What is your first thought when seeing these strange spherical enigmas located at Shale Hollow Park in Ohio?

@FFairing @grok make guy’s ears even bigger

Can’t believe all it took to save human spaceflight was a guy willing to press the ‘fix everything’ button.

@marcelotryle Big moves!

Starlette 1.0 is here!🎉 After nearly eight years, Starlette has reached its first stable release. Downloaded almost 10 million times a day, it serves as the foundation for FastAPI and the Python MCP SDK. Blog post: marcelotryle.com/blog/2026/03/2… Release notes: #100-march-22-2026" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">starlette.io/release-notes/…

@PrepperCanadian The spray the skies every day

Canada is the only place inhabited by humans not currently experiencing above averages temps

I replaced FastAPI's entire HTTP core with Zig. Same decorator API. Same Pydantic models. 7× faster. 47,832 req/s vs FastAPI's 6,800. 2.09ms p50 latency. Introducing. TurboAPI. Here's the story..

@yacineMTB If you had gotten an nvidia, you CUDA

can i run cuda on a macbook

Don't know if this is insanity or genius, but I do know it's hilarious

@poser666666 @ucanthandlemiax Don’t ask questions to which you do not want to know the answers. Also a good reply would have been “everything she know she learned from your mom”

@danp_me @ucanthandlemiax This is so uncalled for 😭 What did i do? I literally asked for examples like written descriptions

someone said “you can tell a girl’s libido by the tone of her voice” and ive never thrown my phone so fast

@poser666666 @ucanthandlemiax Your mom's voice is an example

@ucanthandlemiax Huh? Okay give us the examples

@Rainmaker1973 Dude this is inside a giant body

These tunnels were dug by giant ground sloths that lived around 10,000 years ago in Brazil. The third photo shows their claw marks. x.com/_fluxfeeds/sta…

@rawmilkhoney Perfect teeth

According to Twitter standards this is bad teeth. This place is so unserious

@platinummolar Nah you’re right she hot

they’re flaming me for being attracted to this woman

@yacineMTB It comes from your heart and the power of friendship

where the fuck does oil come from