Mr. Bunch

Over the past 9 months, I’ve played a small role in 2 high-profile murder cases. At 55, it’s left me reflecting on life’s fragility. Love everyone you can. Be the one who helps, not hinders. Have fun whenever possible. Because you truly never know what tomorrow will bring.

@jrichardgoodman England can’t beat Argentina.

Can Spain beat England 🤣

@Owen_FBB If you drafted Cal Raleigh at 14/15, you deserve to be busted this season.

1st half “All-Bust” team for #FantasyBaseball (Preseason ADP) C Cal Raleigh (14.6) 1B Vladimir Guerrero Jr (18.4) 2B Jazz Chisolm Jr (21.4) SS Trea Turner (27.0) 3B Austin Riley (55.8) OF Kyle Tucker (10.8) OF Jackson Merrill (65.6) OF Jarren Duran (61.4) SP Bryan Woo (35.2) SP Zac Gallen (203.8) SP Freddy Peralta (56.4) SP Framber Valdez (73.6) SP Edward Cabrera (189.6) RP Edwin Diaz (47.4) Far from paying off their offseason draft costs 📉

@jrichardgoodman Never bet on the French unless it’s a winemaking competition 👊

@darinbunch I did 🤣

My play is cooked 22 mins in🤣🤣🤣 I hate soccer 👊

@DaltonJ_Johnson He’ll probably start half the season.

Charles Bassey is here at the Warriors’ practice facility in Las Vegas doing work on a side court Warriors are happy to have him back, and Bassey can be a very important third center for this team

@jrichardgoodman Don’t bet against Messi.

To my soccer guys, I need a lock tomorrow for my trip expenses, it's around 10k. Who do I play ?

@TheRayFlowers @Jeff_Mans Loved the half-seasons, hope we do them again. Finished 48 points behind Ray in 1&D after being in 15th(!) with 2 weeks to go. Played 5 Roto leagues and finished 1st, 1st, 1st, 3rd (Elite Free) and 4th. Thanks, as always, to Ray for his advice.

Just a friendly reminder to my friends older than 42: You don’t have to put 2 spaces after the period anymore. That was for the typewriter era. You're free

@jrichardgoodman 🤣🤣🤣

I will be n Vegas next few days you want to come up and tell me I suck , come ill fist bump you and ask you how are you doing👊

The greatest piece of political propaganda in our time was convincing millions of people that caring for others and the planet was somehow a threat to America.

@kathleenmadigan @NormOrnstein @CNN Did they say he’s not paid?

Ok so wait @CNN if hes not an employee and not paid then can any of us just come in n tell a story abt a phone call w an old person that may or may not have happened? Im so dropping by. Ill tell 6 stories n u guys guess which ones are real. Winner buys street hot dogs!

"Strictly visual. Drop a photo you took, no caption needed."

@JustBB_Media He’s the real deal.

Gage Jump’s last two starts combined: 7.2 IP | 19 H | 11 R (10 ER) | 3 BB | 6 K | 15 whiffs Gage Jump today vs. Chicago: 5.2 IP | 5 H | 1 ER | 2 BB | 7 K | 14 whiffs A strong bounce-back outing from the rookie!

@GMZeroOG Don’t get me wrong, I don’t think it was intentional. But that doesn’t matter in international futbol. He was begging for a foul and it backfired on him.

@darinbunch A yellow outside the box tho?

Imagine working your whole life to be a world class player and represent your country at the highest stage. Only for the referees to send you off on a bad call. Breel Embolo, I feel for you :(

@jrichardgoodman That’s what they get for flopping and flailing, begging for a foul.

Organized crime has shown up in Kansas City 👊

@StevenIHaglund Wait until you get to the “Fishes” episode 😵‍💫

@Danimalish You have No. 1 and No. 3 confused.

After re-examining Christopher Nolan’s filmography, my ranking may upset you.

@draftcheat @RotoSurgeon @JewboyJesuslovr Gotta do what you gotta do in this economy 🤣

@RotoSurgeon @JewboyJesuslovr @darinbunch Imagine rolling up to the game every time with your $70 Ohtani souvenir cup so you can get free Mountain Dew refills

I’m sorry does that shit say $68.99 for a CUP?

@Glockamole300 If The Prestige isn’t No. 1, you’ve done this incorrectly.

1 week until the Odyssey so here's the only correct Christopher Nolan ranking