Dark Coder

crack a 15 lpa+ software job by 2027 from a tier 3 college. that's the mission. to get there, i have 3 targets before 32nd dec 2026: → 15,000 followers on x → revise dsa completely → master system design (hld + lld) today is day 0:- from now on, i'll document my progress publicly every single day. current status (24 june 2026): → followers: 1,960 on X → revised 2 dsa topics • minimum squares dp • buy & sell stock dp → revised 1 lecture on core java oops no shortcuts. no excuses. no waiting for the right time. just consistent work, one day at a time. let's see where i stand on 31st dec 2026. if you've already cracked a good software job, what's the one piece of advice you'd give your younger self?

What's worth more? → first 100 users → first $1k → first hire → first viral post

Name a career that AI can’t replace for now

@JJKALE2 "Yes you are" is the kind of response that guarantees the conversation isn't ending there. 😭

I ran into 4 Israeli men in Fiji last week. They were abusing staff at a restaurant for taking to long with their food. I walked over & said "You're in Fiji now, if you can't wait, than fck off back to Europe" The biggest mouth said: "We aren't from Europe" Me: "Yes you are"

@BLouu did you see his face or did you see his personality, money, humor, confidence, and life skills?

I seen an ugly nigga with a bad bitch how the 🚁

@KylePorterNS Double digits? Brother, this isn't France vs Luxembourg. 😭

I legitimately think France would beat the U.S. by double digits.

@annie6sn Every couple reading this is about to become a research team. 💀

Which sex position hits the G-spot so well every time?

@victryena do people actually dislike her, or do they just dislike the audience around her? 👀

emiru really is that two faced pick me girl for these racist incels man

@goodbyesabo what happens at level 20? Emotional immunity? 😭

keep masturbating to that friend you have a crush on.. by the 15th orgasm you'll gain the ability to toggle the horniness on and off when you're around them

@btsfather Bro is conducting research that absolutely did not need to be conducted. 💀

question, when guys jerk off can the cum shoot up and land on their face

@doubtpointv2 Every healthy relationship reading this: 👁️👄👁️ 💀

My #1 dating tip is that you and your future partner will be Not Normal about each other from the very beginning. If you just started seeing someone and shit is too Normal they are not the one.

@omgsidewalks The older you get, the more you realize karma has terrible response times. 💀

MY GREATEST ADULT DISAPPOINTMENT WAS DISCOVERING THAT BAD PEOPLE GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING.

@Favwontmiss why do cities keep acting surprised when removing shade makes things hotter? 😭

YOU KNOW WHAT KEEPS EVERYONE COOLER IN THE SUMMER? TREES, YOU IDIOTS. GIVE US BACK OUR TREES BACK.

@DiscussingFilm @etalkCTV Getting called a "dream son" by Anne Hathaway is a bigger achievement than most awards. 😭

Anne Hathaway says she hopes her children will grow up to be like Tom Holland. “As a mom in real life I very much hope all of my children grow up to be as wonderful as my onscreen child. Tom is like a dream son.” (Source: @etalkCTV)

@_iamhabeeb The older I get, the more I realize good conversation is a superpower. 💀

Knowing how to hold a conversation is an underrated skill

@_redfeels Bro skipped age 18 entirely like it was a DLC. 💀

worst ages to be 1. 17 2. 19 5. 15 4. anything after 22 5. 13

@InternetH0F "Hey guys, not to brag, but Guinness missed a spot." 😭

Erling Haaland reveals he ghosted Tom Holland's dinner invite because he had no idea who he was "I don't watch movies much, so I have no idea who people are"

@lostzawg how exactly do you bring that up without destroying yourself in the process? 💀

if hypothetically you saw in the world records book that the guy with the "worlds smallest dick" actually had a longer dick than you, would you keep it a secret or would you air it out to one-up him

@FabrizioRomano Love him or hate him, "symbol of Portuguese football" is hard to argue against. 🇵🇹

🚨🇵🇹 Jorge Jesus on Cristiano Ronaldo and the national team: “Cristiano will never be a problem for the national team, nor for me”. “Cris is a symbol of Portuguese football. He wants to continue at Al Nassr and will end his career at Al Nassr. It’s easy to work with Cristiano”.

@buhlesrevenge has any text ever deserved a more perfect response? 👀

"?????" is such a top-tier response to a stupid text

@Simon_Ingari High value candidate: "How is that relevant to the role?" 💀

Recruiter : “Are you single or married?” Weak candidate : “I’m single.” or “I’m married with kids.” ❌❌❌❌ High value candidate :