Dark Kirby MBA, CFA, FRM, CFP, NGMI, HFSP

@wizardofsoho Shut up idiot

Only Poors pay a lot of taxes Set up some insurance contracts, foundations, holding companies and get annuities Anytime I hear people complaining of taxes I remember when I was poor and complained about taxes

Yesterday I learned that a co-ed Sauna is a perfect first date. Because not only do you get to see all her tattoos, you get to see what she’s going to look and sound like during sex when she transitions from the hot room to the cold plunge

modern men be like: looking for traditional conservative family-oriented throat goat

I beg everyone in crypto to read this in full. I expected this to be another case of social engineering, likely some recruiter/job offer shit. I was very wrong. And the depth of the operation and personas makes me think they already have multiple other teams on lock. 😳

@ediyork WTF do you know about prediction markets karen

This is disgusting. Would never be allowed on Kalshi or any other regulated platform.

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If you want demonstrable proof that you’re immersed in the most powerful propaganda system in human history, just realize literally nobody can afford anything, which in previous eras woulda created revolutionary conditions but in this era is barely a topic of public conversation.

Growing up is realizing that dead internet theory = dead IRL theory. You are surrounded by complete moron NPC losers and moronic NPC power structures from a pedo government of grimey old unelected trouts … and being able to smile and have a good day

Conservatives RTaoc here. Libertarians say hey shut up you stupid slore you’re still stupid ppl have a right to waste their life if they want to it’s called consent fuck you Also fuck you to beta cuck conservatives that like to RT parasitic coercive leeches when they cross the aisle

@icobeast Bro you work for kalshi shut it

Life pro tip. Not enough people talk about this. The secret to having a "fulfilling" life is doing new things. Radically doing new things. Consistently. Every day. New activities, people, goals, even something as simple as trying new foods. Life feels longer when you're a kid because every day is packed with almost infinite amount of new learning. As you get older, you've already acclimated to your environment, the new inputs stop, so your perception of time speeds up drastically. You fall into routine, which is a time accelerant. If you want to feel like you have a long infinite lifespan, like you did as a child, you MUST be having new experiences, which slows time down.

In sep 2025 the Hegic treasury had nearly $150M ... each HEGIC was backed by 25 cents We wrote a proposal to deliver this value back to $HEGIC holders... in collaboration with someone on hegic team! But molly and whoever took over discord shut it down without letting anyone vote Now we trade at 1.5c... still a fraction of the book value Will they ever do something? Derive ate their lunch for the on chain options market... but they can still deliver a fat W to everyone who holds hegic (including us) She did it for white... time to do it for hegic.

It’s 2026 and everything sucks. The world is no longer growing, the future is no longer promising, the US is the evil pedos that run the world. War on drugs enshrines Walgreens Navigate through a Rocha for 10 min to check status or go in, Wait in line, have them fill it, come back , ohhh yeah,, it was out of stock come back in an hour mmmkay Takeout has toast, a dogshit software w a $3 service fee. Go to spectrum to return equipment, hey sign in on the iPad up front. Do our job for us fuck you

We just completed the largest decentralised LLM pre-training run in history: Covenant-72B. Permissionless, on Bittensor subnet 3. 72B parameters. ~1.1T tokens. Commodity internet. No centralized cluster. No whitelist. Anyone with GPUs could join or leave freely. 1/n

@imjustt8 Oof

I’m using a VPN to read international news sites and I literally cannot believe how censored the United States is.

@runn3rrr This is mostly a good tweet except for the notion that Biden was a crypto president. The message should be about interest rate regime + Trump negative impact

During the Biden term we had: - nft bull in 2021 - Shiba and Doge parabolic runs - Pepe and eth meme szn in 2023 - Bonk wave on Solana in 2023 - Memes super cycle in 2024 - Bad actors going to jail - Degen led Base szn in 2024 - AI agents szns on Base and Solana in 2024 During the current Trump term we got: - mass extraction by president, his family and friends - denominated USD, so btc/eth in fact never made ATH - bad actors go OUT of jail and new ones never go there (why is Hayden Adams still free????) - tariffs dump - war dump - 6mo in a row of straight dumps - alts down 99.9% - memes dead - defi dead - nfts dead So who is the crypto president you say?

Man was not meant to monitor this many situations.

@Philip_DT @SummersJohns69 @cremieuxrecueil Idiot

@SummersJohns69 @cremieuxrecueil Yes because next month you could be the real estate devloper being unjustly sued or the tribe suing for just damages and you’d want you on that jury. Jury duty is like paying taxes, it’s something we all have to do to make the country work.

My friend apparently got drafted to jury duty. And he got off by saying he's an anarchocapitalist who would vote not guilty regardless of the person's guilt because he doesn't believe in the legitimacy of the state. lmao

Threatening to hire an au pair so my bitch wife starts dressing sexy again

the future is just an endless churn of adapting your consumption habits to whatever venture-capital-backed seller is currently selling at a loss to capture market share