Darren Lang

@esarty ALL. WEEK!

Can’t believe how much this is still going round my head.

@RadioTimes Loved it! I hope it runs forever

What did you think of SNL UK?

@AllBiteNoBark88 This is satire, right?

#Boycott all brands that have ERASED the Word "Easter" Don't like Jesus Christ? Screw your Profits

@sciencegirl Heat

What’s missing

@theamelia__ If you can’t afford to pay your servers a decent wage, don’t open a restaurant.

@herotimeszero Wet paper

Name something that's tougher than Trump.

@TRobinsonNewEra Please, fuck (and I can’t stress this enough) off.

Tesco renames CHRISTMAS trees as 'evergreen' trees. Woke, pathetic, pandering.

@CrazyVibes_1 Your son is amazing!!!

My 15-year-old son hasn't left his room in three months. Not since the boys at school shoved his crochet project into a trash can and filmed it, posted it with "What kind of guy does this?" while everyone laughed. I'd find him at 2 AM, surrounded by patterns he'd saved from online, yarn everywhere, eyes red from crying. "This is all I'm good at," he'd whisper. His little shop online became his only safe place while kids his age destroyed him daily for doing something they called "girly." Then last week, he emerged from his room holding this gnome outfit. "For the baby," he said, voice barely audible. His first complete costume for his 10-month-old sister. Every single stitch perfect. The pointed red hat, that fluffy white beard, those striped legs with tiny boots. When the baby giggled and reached for his face, my son smiled. First real smile in months. "Do you think it's... stupid?" he asked, waiting for me to confirm what those boys said. Stupid? My broken boy had turned months of torture into something magical. I posted these photos in his online shop while he wasn't looking. Orders came flooding in within hours. "This is professional work!" "Does he do custom orders?" "Tell your son he's incredibly talented!" He's reading every comment now, crying. Happy tears this time. Talking about maybe going back to school. Maybe finding other kids who create things. Maybe those boys were just scared of someone different. To anyone who thinks a teenage boy hiding with yarn is wasting his life, sometimes he's saving it. One stitch at a time. Please tell him what you think. He needs to hear it from more than just his mom.

@sciencegirl Life.

@EdKrassen @itsdeaann Surely there is a way for this caller to be investigated?

A Trump supporter literally argues with @itsdeaann that it’s OK to rape children, in defending Trump’s attempts to squash the Epstein files. This is even worse than the 5th Avenue scenario. Sick!

@narindertweets What a cnut

This country has fallen. They are so emboldened they go around intimidating and abusing female police officers. I genuinely despair.

@SpencerHakimian Utterly insane

Erika Kirk has taken the stage.

Charlie Kirk slick tactics dont work against intellectual college kids at Cambridge. SHUT DOWN again, and with laws of the Bible.

This… 👇👇👇👇👇

Didn’t realise Joey Barton was so bad at taking penalties. Maybe Chloe Kelly could teach him how to take one 🤣🤣

There must be something that beats a Jet2 Holiday, surely.

@WhiteHouse Imagine being the person running this social media account that had to hit post on this?!

ALLIGATOR ALCATRAZ: MAKE AMERICA SAFE AGAIN! 🇺🇸

Oh, so they didn't need to flatten Gaza.

Hang it in the LOUVRE 💅