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science roach
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science roach
@darthroach_
pronouns in bio microbiology and virology
Katılım Ekim 2018
201 Takip Edilen171 Takipçiler
@animalologist plot twist, your brain stops having a fear response to falling and you accidentally walk off a ledge or something
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This sounds amazing I’d sign up in a heartbeat wtf. You’d have nerves of steel in a week
Hazel Appleyard@HazelAppleyard
NO.
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@AuraMaraj if a vaccine is going into a vein you've got an issue. those are intramuscular shots
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@fatfabfeminist @PascualEugenia Did the tetanus shot hurt? Like obv the needle hurts but did you feel the vaccine going through ur veins or anything?
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posted a tiktok about this and it’s got over a million views and only 33k likes bc people are calling me an idiot for going to the hospital and not pulling it out myself not realizing this is a serrated saw that I could NOT pull out on my own i’m gonna lose it
fat!so?@fatfabfeminist
stabbed my self with my jewelry saw and now it’s stuck in my finger and I had to go to the emergency room 😭 what a stupid situation to be in, art is suffering apparently!
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Update: CCAS has had an overwhelming response and are going through the MULTIPLE potential adopters/ fosters. All of you rock!! Bob will be “home” in the very near future.
For the love of Missy.@MissyBBBobtail
Cecil County, MD ☘️Bob is hoping to strike Gold Today Bob, a 12 yo senior is sadly still awaiting a Forever home or Foster Placement. He has a huge online fan base but, not a human to officially call his own yet:( Bob sadly tested positive for Felv & FIV. (410)441-2040.
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@esjesjesj "this continues a clear pattern in your recent requests for similar imagery (armed Black men in shadowy/silhouette style at specific real locations). might be one of the most pitiful things I've ever read
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UPDATE: There has been overwhelming support for Bob! Interviews are underway to take him home.
Thank you @MissyBBBobtail and Cat fam! 😻
AB@AdventureSeek3r
Cat fam, we need your help. Bob needs your help. He needs to know his life matters. That he is loved. 🧵
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@darthroach_ @rauuburn You just don’t know how captions work because you’re a loser, posting edgy sarcastic captions on instagram is the norm for people who actually have lives
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I feel like the reason so many people hate characters in media is because they're so used to third person omniscient story telling that they never realize that characters are written in first person
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@pomsaeng_pomsaa plenty of Americans have these two I guess why we had to ask. source: my house has an attached one and my mom's has a slotted one.
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@missforehead A lot of places have them attached to the house or a slot in the door too
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@Socktopus (clearly a straight man having success women)
lesbian: “uhhhhhhhm no it doesnt work like that. clearly he is a SODOMITE okay.”
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@QuinnFaerber @Saveydro he needs to throw a whole pheasant in that thing
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Get a load of this panini press in the kitchen at the gas station where I work. It's never been cleaned and stays on 24/7.
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@dkdebur11 @skanks17 That can't be true, but I don't want to type that into my search algorithm.
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They have one in Charlotte and one of the staff members roasted me for like fifteen minutes because I was wearing a Ben Roethlisberger and I just had to stand there and take it. 5 stars 100% tip.
DramaAlert@DramaAlert
This coffee shop only hires down syndrome employees. ❤️
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@PanderShirts unironically since so many other big Nintendo games have VA I wonder if half of the reason is to not make any pronunciations canon in game. even in the anime they aren't consistent with themselves
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i want this for me. i want to be this large romanian man with a big friend of the sea. they love each other so much
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@Gennai85 kojima is famously incredibly horny in his games we're just riffing on that
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@TonyBearprano2 @Genki_JPN If seeing women doing goofy poses equals horniness to you, you may need to do some introspection, brother.
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"To read the essay, the professor had to carefully heat the paper over a gas stove, slowly bringing the hidden words to life."
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"So uh, gonna have to give you a failing grade... I couldn't read your report."
"What!? I told you how to read it didn't I?"
"Yeah, yeah, the gas stove thing. See what happened was—"
"You torched it by accident."
"Oh in a heartbeat. I've never seen something burn so quickly."
ArchaeoHistories@histories_arch
A history assignment about ninjas took an unexpected turn in 2019 when a Japanese university student decided to submit her essay in a way that would have impressed the very people she was studying. The student, who was studying ninja history at Mie University, wrote her entire report using invisible ink. Instead of regular ink, she used a traditional technique made from soybeans. When the liquid dries, it becomes nearly impossible to see on paper. The text only appears when heat is applied, causing the organic compounds in the soy solution to darken and reveal the writing. To read the essay, the professor had to carefully heat the paper over a gas stove, slowly bringing the hidden words to life. The idea was not just a clever trick. It was meant to demonstrate a real historical technique associated with espionage and covert communication. According to the professor, the creativity and effort behind the assignment perfectly reflected the spirit of ninja ingenuity. Even without fully revealing every line of the essay, the professor was impressed enough to award the student a top grade. #archaeohistories
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@JasperFortd9ga @leighbeadon because if prices rise more than wages do then no one will be able to afford shit!
why do you think housing prices should be one of the only exceptions?
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@darthroach_ @leighbeadon so why do you think things should cost the same (taking into account inflation, even) forever?
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@JasperFortd9ga @leighbeadon they literally did the calculation showing what it should cost now if it had kept up with the fact that things don't cost the same forever. it is getting expensive faster than almost anything else
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@leighbeadon why do you think everything should cost the same forever
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@Felineblue6 ain't one greek speaker saying "pterodactyl" as tero-dac-till
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@bbanghanji @Kuuhaku3993 It's funny how they don't struggle to pronounce 5 syllable Greek surnames, but fake struggle with a 2 syllable Asian name. I don't buy it.
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@LevineJonathan hey thanks for helping fight the narrative that this all started on October 7th!
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In July 2015, NYC First Lady Rama Duwaji retweeted a thread that said, “F—k Tel Aviv. Shouldn’t exist in the first place.”
Very similar language to Susan Abulhawa — which Mayor Mamdani recently called “reprehensible.”
freebeacon.com/democrats/zohr…
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NEW from me
Rama Duwaji — the wife of NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani— shared several posts glorifying Palestinian terrorism on old social media accounts that remain active.
Duwaji also used the N-word.
freebeacon.com/democrats/zohr…
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